How should I react to insults?

I am at a shop and on the high street on some crowded day and someone randomly insults me.

What if a family member, friend or someone at work insults me and it is done obviously with the intention of an insult.

How do I react?

Pull out cock.
Masturbate.
Release on perpetrator.

knife em

Punch her in the cunt!

Insult back?

1. ????
2. stick it in pooper
3. to be continued

i say you turn insults to reality, therefore are no longer insults. ie: someone calls you a cock-sucker, you should get right down on your knees and suck his cock. after he finishes, get up right and his face and say "yeah! what now bitch!"

If you are insulted seriously, it is probably because you suck. Just go home and cry, and stop wasting the time of everyone who knows you.

>>1

Remember the rule of trolls: The person who invests the most emotional energy in a fight/argument loses by default.

>>9
remember the rule of those with bloodlust: just kill the motherfucker

Tell them they have penis breath

remember the rule of debates: whoever compares their opponent to hitler first, wins

a. Rape
b. Don't rape
Or do what >>7 said
"Be careful what you wish for!"

>>12

you sound like hitler

>>12
Truth. You nazi.

I'm not very witty, violent or gay and am undeserving of insults. What should I do?

>>16
Do a barrel roll!

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Go home, curl into a little ball and cry like the pussy you are.

Punch them in the face.

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>>21
Nigger.