I just sucked my own cock for the first time. I couldn't bring myself to taste the cum, but it was still one of the most inexplicably odd of sensations. I really like it though, and I think I'll try it again in the future.
Have any of you ever done this, what are your experiences, etc.
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Anonymous2006-07-13 2:21
finally! i never thought id meet a guy that sucks his own dick like i do!!! i feel normal again.
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Anonymous2006-07-13 2:48
haha it hurts the fuck out of my back :/
and the cum is disgusting.
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Anonymous2006-07-13 3:03
how do u reach it?
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Anonymous2006-07-13 3:11
Everyone has, can only get to tip. Hurts back\neck. Lay on your back and toss your legs OVER your head, make sure you have something to lay your feet on (aka wall) cum tastes bad when you're not horny
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Anonymous2006-07-13 3:31
Sounds painful...
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Anonymous2006-07-13 10:54
video plz
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Anonymous2006-07-13 17:48
@7
wtf, video O_o
gay?
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Anonymous2006-07-13 17:49
OP here, I tried it again and swallowed the cum this time. It tasted sorta... freaky, but not bad... had a pretty bad aftertaste after I was no longer excited though.
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Anonymous2006-07-13 17:58
my dick is too small or something, lol.
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Anonymous2006-07-13 18:00
>>10
I have the same problem... I can only kinda lick the head. OH FUCK THIS SHIT...
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Anonymous2006-07-13 19:25
Protip, do this at NIGHT, or at a time where it's late and you've just did a lot of movement (University, job, etc.). Your body would be much more flexible. Don't even try doing this in the morning. As for oral sex...never tried it so I don't know. Eating bad food results in bad cum taste.
>>5 >>9
I'm a girl, but I agree that the aftertaste of cum is horrible when you're not turned on anymore. I've always been baffled by how I have no problems with the taste of cum when I'm turned on and just enjoying giving head, and yet 5 minutes later when I'm not turned on anymore the aftertaste becomes increasingly disgusting.
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Anonymous2006-07-13 20:19
Always have something to wash it down with. Or just spit it out.
Nothing worse than that lingering aftertaste.
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Anonymous2006-07-13 21:43
The first time I ever got off was self preformed oral when I was 12. I totally skipped the masturbating stage. It was amazing
Since then, I've tried once every few years (when I forget how much it hurts), but it always hurts my back like mad and I have to spend 10 minutes slowly unbending to avoid massive pain. And when I do get it, it's really not all that great anymore. Honestly, there is no way in hell it's worth the effort over hand masturbation, and I would say so even if it was easy and didn't hurt.
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Anonymous2006-07-13 23:05
lawl
tried it.. could barely touch the tip with my tounge... so instead, i jacked off upside down, and then came in my face ^___^
eat vegetables.. the cum tastes good that way....
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Anonymous2006-07-13 23:16
does swallowing your own cum make you gay?
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Anonymous2006-07-13 23:17
I used to be able to suck myself off, but I'm not as flexible as I used to be. I can't get past my bellybutton now. So yea now i just roll backwards with my weight supported on my shoulder blades and cream into my mouth, and yes the aftertaste of cum is acrid and sour, but for some reason the last time I did this my cum tasted kind of sweet...like lukewarm mountaindew that has lost it's fizz or something. And i forget what i ate to get it that way.
Does the foods you consume really affect the taste of cum? because i eat alot of sugar and my cum doesn't taste sweet very often.
This looks like a job for Mythbusters...XD! An episode where they tested this would so rock.
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Anonymous2006-07-13 23:24
>>17
This is the first time I've laughed in 4chan.org in a long time.
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Anonymous2006-07-13 23:24
>>19
Dood....if mythbusters did an episode on that then that would be awesome xD
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Anonymous2006-07-13 23:26
>>19
Yeah, basically. I read a site that said something about pineapple making it sweet. I guess it could be anything. I'd say good Strawberries would help, since they have a lot of natural sugar.
Whoa. Came justintime for a same-second post, >>21
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Anonymous2006-07-14 1:15
what affects the way your cum tastes is the cleanliness of the food. if the food is burned and/or conatins certian carcenogens (bad stuff) then the cum will taste bitter and overall unplesant. but if you eat clean foods such as pork along with a hearty salad once or twice a day, you'll notice a change in the flavour of your cum.
try it... request a salad at the next few meals and see what happens (and explain to your mom why you suddenly like salad)
and i dunno.... i'm bi, and it seems normal for me to eat my cum every night, but really.. if you dont think youre bi/gay and still eat your cum, you might want to reconsider your sexuality
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