One lane bridge

So there's this one lane bridge near my house that I sometimes take if I'm going to/coming from that part of town. Well, I'm coming home today, and I get onto the bridge, and this other guy turns onto the bridge as I'm already halfway across it. The license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror. No wait, wrong story. So, fine, normally I wouldn't even care if he was going to be the asshole and make me back up, but then he leans out the window and yells, "I don't back up for morons!" So I yell back, "No problem, I do!" Had a pretty good laugh about that the rest of the way home.

You should've killed him for going on the bridge after you were already haflway across it, backing up for him would've taken less time, making you do it only ensures it'll take both of you longer to both get across either way, fucking retards like that must be killed otherwise you are dooming humanity for letting such idiocy continue to exist in the gene pool.

There is no one lane bridge near your house, you don't own a car, you're not the fresh prince of bel-air, this never happened, you thought it up while masturbating to fresh prince.

-in before song-

well, here's the bridge:
http//maps.google.com/...
not gonna show you my house, and you're right, i don't own a car, i drive my mom's if i have to (i usually walk or bike tho, it's a small town)

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>>6
Nigger.