How much shit could I get in?

What's the minimum, maximum, and expected penalty for trespassing on a military reservation with no harmful intent?

a bullet?

If it's a base you can get in as a guest or say your friend brought you in.  Security is a lot looser during lunchtime.

>>1
Only worth doing to fuck some hot female soldier.

>>1
try it and report back to us

It's not a base it's a reservation, there are actually only a few military people there, so ideally I wouldn't get caught. But if I did...

>>6
Again, don't do it unless it's for >>4's reasons

>>1

Dress up as Raiden from Metal Gear Solid, and get a HF-Blade, + M9

then attack the solders, and tell us what happens

First, there is no hot girl to speak of. Second, it's not actively patrolled, although they may very well notice I am there. But reguardless, I still need to know if this'll be a shoot on site, or a life in prison thing. And if it is a felony or not.

Also, this is a miltary reservation, not a military base, so it might be different (?)

I doubt it would be a "shoot to kill" situation, though I wouldn't be surprised if they pointed a gun or two in your direction.

just say you're heavily intoxicated, or you're very disoriented, and were trying to figure your way home, etc. and you have no idea where you are.

At this time, you have a few seconds to pull out the swiss army blade, and start by throwing the blade into the throat of the nearest soldier. He should have a reasonable count of ammo, enough to get yourself back out of the compound.

Why do you want to go on a military reservation

a relative lives with her dad on one, if you mean the areas where officers familys lives, she tells me that you need some form of id or something to get past the guards

He's gonna try to steal something. Or pose in a picture, re-enact a counter-strike scene or some shit.

>>13

hes not going to have much luck regardless depending on the base, he"l end up being arrested and detained for a while, i mean with all this terrorist shit going around, he could be fucked, i mean  to a guard, if you saw someone that wasnt an officer, and didnt live on the base lurking around the base itself... wouldnt the alarm bells ring and the this guy is a fucking terrorist or a criminal occur lol

I say he should do it. Also carry something bizarre, like a folded up note, that reads, once opened : "Ah! You've caught me and recieved the SECRET message. Now fuck off!". Just in case they catch him.

>>15

No he should carry c4, so the guards own his ass, and bitch slap him to the ground

For the record, it's his choice...

We're just second opinions. So go ahead. I bet you can do that splinter cell shit, elude the guards with your stealth, and nab the precious Gotham City Ruby Diamond long before anyone catches on.  You go, Sam Fisher.         You go.

if they ask what you are doing just tell them you came to fuck children.

That worked for me two days ago. My girlfriend still doesn't know.

>>18
Best advice yet.

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>>21
Nigger.