anyone else browsing 4chan from jail?

i'm doing 5yrs for child porn and i'm lucky enough to get online like everyday and they don't seem to have blocked it

jail isn't really that bad. no rent, free food, and no gay sex (well, no sex at all)

Wanna marry me after you get out?

You'll get it soon enough.

prisonsex is awesome <3

Kill anyone and everyone you can get your hands on
You only have five years before your chances of massacring are over, live them up!

req. background story.  how did you get caught? how many counts of possession? case number?

>>1

you sicko...

I thought all prisons had gay sex

>>7
No... not in the US at least, after the republicans took over. I mean, if capital punishment turns the government into a murderer, then sex in prison turns the government into a gay dungon master... and well... the republicans can't do that them being moral and having values and what not.

republicans having moral values? lol.  2 words:
Tom DeLay

>>9
Tom DeLay IS NOT A GAY DUNGON MASTER YOU LIBERAL PINHEAD !!!!

>>10
Who said he was a gay dungeon master?

OH SHI-

I did.
By the way who the fuck is Tom DeLay.

lol gay dungeon masters. Those must be some interesting DnD sessions, for their sexuality to come into question.

>>13
Hot incubus action ;)

Hey 4chan. Wow.. This is sad that I come to the internet for this.... But: Ok, Right now I'm in the standard white kid problem... I'm dealing with a mother thats pilled up as hell. I'm 21, and leaving for a new college soon, and I'm worried that she'll overdose when I'm not there.

Anyone else dealing with a "pill-mom"?

>>1
TROLL! They give no internets to the incarcerated!

no kidding, go back 2 ur child pr0n

>>15

She needs to see a doctor, the head kind.. maybe you could like arrange for someone to come round and see her, explain the situation to the head doctor before hand, they are used to dealing with fucked up situation

only thing you can do

>>18
What he said. Double-enforced.

>>18
WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAID BOUT MY MOTHER!?!?

What he said was completley logical.

I think you could find either professional help with her, or you could just not give a shit, and let her turn blue from overdosing on perscription medication. I don't assume you do.

This shouldn't even be in this thread btw. Seek help for the woman, though, else you're letting your mother die and you know it.

>>21
Nu-uh, I'm not going to cure my love slave.

>>1
Does the other inmates know about your crime? The ones I heard and read about got into jail even for something as petit as child porn, almost always got lynched as the child molester. It seems to be okay to beat someone up as long as the person you deal with hurts kids in some way.

kids are our precious love slaves ^_^

Right right, love is great and all (yeah, right)
BUT WHAT ABOUT KILLING??
Not enough discussion about breaking necks in this thread, god dammit, fucking pedoforum.

you guys actually believed  >>1?
HAHA

no gay sex
That really killed the joke; I was buying it until this

>>26,27
Fuck you, 4channers.  This is world4chan, here we speak the truth and nothing else.

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Wow...5 years for childed porno. what did you do exactly, take the actual pictures or just looked at 'em. 5 years seems kind of steep for just casually glancing at a pic of a naked 10 year old and beating off to it. I personally think they should stop wasting tax dollars trying to catch pedos and instead just send 'em to a another country where kiddy porn is legal. I say "if you want to do it, fine but do it over there...way over there".

Prison doesn't seem so scary from your description, course it could be just the prison you're sent to. I wouldn't mind the gay sex, being gay myself, as long as they're sort of cute and atleast a tiny bit gentle. What other pros and cons are there to being in jail? I hear you get free medical.

Oh and how'd they catch you?

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>>31
Nigger.