Imaginary friends

You don't need to talk to them out loud, but who do you imagine interacting with if you could choose your own friends?  What would they do and how would they act?

They would be called jesus and i would pray to them lawl.

ala is , jehova , and jesus , are just some of the names people give to theyre imaginary friends.

I talk to the picture of Johnny Depp that is on the box of Pirates Of The Carribean cerial on the shelf in my kitchen. He's kind of an ass. He's always there, whenever I screw up, just watching me with that oh so superior look on his face...

Jackson 5 GET

>>5
Way to bump a five year old thread.
Also, fuck off spammer.

>>6
You're visibly upset.

>>5,7
Same person.

>>6,8
Same person.

this thread has potential.

the perfect chick ;_;

Socrates, Jerry Sadowitz, John Lennon, Iain Banks, Edgar Allen Poe, Charles Bukowski, William Burroughs, Frankie Boyle, Kurt Cobain, Ghandi and Hitler.
I would get them all drunk as fuck and party. I think Once they were drunk they would all get on.
I'd ban the talking of religion or politics though.

Dostoevsky and Kosmo Kramer

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>>14
Nigger.