she's in my history class and hot as hell. i fucking got drunk and found her on facebook and sent her a message like "hey youre in my history class... dont know where i was going with that, but hi"
she sits next to me every day but probably a bit out of my league and i havent talked to her irl
well speak to her. you have nothing to lose, if your worried about you know sounding like your hitting on her and her moving away dont be lol, just be natural, heck if your in class talk about the work... get a convo going.. see where it leads you
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Anonymous2006-07-01 5:33
Say her fears are indeed tru and that you are in fact her stalker, then if she doesn't move her seat tell her "Bitch get to the other side of the room because this one belongs to me and I will fucking CUT YOU if you don't step"
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Anonymous2006-07-01 6:05
tell her she's not good enough to have a stalker
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Anonymous2006-07-01 6:40
Hasn't this thread happend once already? Total deja vu, just now.
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Anonymous2006-07-01 8:01
cyberstalking......my, my have we reached a new low.
Just tell her that she's not your type, and give some banal reason why (too much make-up or something). You'll know if she might be interested in you if the next time you see her she's wearing less make-up or something.
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Anonymous2006-07-01 18:58
jajajajam it in
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Anonymous2006-07-01 20:27
>>10
instead of make-up, use something that would result in better hilarity
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Anonymous2006-07-01 20:29
GRAB HER MELONS
GIRLS LOVE THAT
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Anonymous2006-07-02 1:12
I'll tell you what I learned from South Park.
The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her clittoris.
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Anonymous2006-07-02 1:40
>>13
I grabbed a girl's ass, and she wouldn't leave me alone after that. Followed me around like a love-sick doggie. Of course, I did kinda grab her right between the legs from behind by mistake...and she REALLY got off on the sudden stimuli when I squeezed.
Yeah. I totally didn't expect her to suddenly take a step up. Missed her ass and went straight for the cunt.
This was years ago in HS. Brunette, about 5'5". Kinda curvy and could stand to lose a few pounds but anything but fat (everything in the right place). At least she was wearing jeans, or I WOULD have been embarrassed.
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