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GOD:

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 2:52

The adult version of the boogey-man.

If you lie on your taxes god will get you!

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 6:39

It's funny 'cause it's true

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 6:45

    

1. an imaginary character probably created by the ancients, just like zeus, poisedon, odin, ra, set, & many others, to help leaders of governments exceed more & more by using fear & charisma
2. something many christians try to connect with other religions by saying that there is no difference between the words god, allah, krishna, etc., & try to unite other religions in order to help theism look less debunkable, but when a religious psycho destroys buildings in the name of the same god the christians no longer care to unite the word allah with their god in order to save it from a mess that it is really part of.
3. the most successful, being that has scared a lot of people into giving up their money & freedom without having to tell anyone, threaten anyone physically, & doing it w/out even existing at all! (i guess it really is all-powerful when it can do everything, even not existing!)

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 12:09

    

an imaginary higher being made up by the ignorant to answer the questions that science could not yet satisfactorily answer

Ex:
Scientist : The stars are made up of gasses.
Religious person: No! Their angels! NOOOOOOO! HERETIC!

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 13:09

1. God
   1. A being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the universe, the principal object of faith and worship in monotheistic religions.
   2. The force, effect, or a manifestation or aspect of this being.
   3. A being of supernatural powers or attributes, believed in and worshiped by a people, especially a male deity thought to control some part of nature or reality.
   4. An image of a supernatural being; an idol.
   5. One that is worshiped, idealized, or followed: Money was their god.
   6. A very handsome man.
   7. A powerful ruler or despot.

2. God

n 1: the supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the object of worship in monotheistic religions [syn: God, Supreme Being]
2: any supernatural being worshipped as controlling some part of the world or some aspect of life or who is the personification of a force [syn: deity, divinity, immortal]
3: a man of such superior qualities that he seems like a deity to other people; "he was a god among men"
4: a material effigy that is worshipped as a god; "thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image"; "money was his god" [syn: idol, graven image]

3. God

(A.S. and Dutch God; Dan. Gud; Ger. Gott), the name of the Divine Being. It is the rendering:
  (1) of the Hebrew _'El_, from a word meaning to be strong;
  (2) of _'Eloah_, plural _'Elohim_. The singular form, _Eloah_, is used only in poetry.
The plural form is more commonly used in all parts of the Bible, The Hebrew word Jehovah (q.v.), the only other word generally employed to denote the Supreme Being, is uniformly rendered in the Authorized Version by "LORD," printed in small capitals.
The existence of God is taken for granted in the Bible. There is nowhere any argument to prove it. He who disbelieves this truth is spoken of as one devoid of understanding (Ps. 14:1). The arguments generally adduced by theologians in proof of the being of God are:
  (1.) The a priori argument, which is the testimony afforded by reason.
  (2.) The a posteriori argument, by which we proceed logically from the facts of experience to causes.

These arguments are:
  (a) The cosmological, by which it is proved that there must be a First Cause of all things, for every effect must have a cause.
  (b) The teleological, or the argument from design. We see everywhere the operations of an intelligent Cause in nature.
  (c) The moral argument, called also the anthropological argument, based on the moral consciousness and the history of mankind, which exhibits a moral order and purpose which can only be explained on the supposition of the existence of God.
Conscience and human history testify that "verily there is a God that judgeth in the earth." The attributes of God are set forth in order by Moses in Ex. 34:6,7. (see also Deut. 6:4; 10:17; Num. 16:22; Ex. 15:11; 33:19; Isa. 44:6; Hab. 3:6; Ps. 102:26; Job 34:12.) They are also systematically classified in Rev. 5:12 and 7:12. God's attributes are spoken of by some as absolute, i.e., such as belong to his essence as Jehovah, Jah, etc.; and relative, i.e., such as are ascribed to him with relation to his creatures. Others distinguish them into communicable, i.e., those which can be imparted in degree to his creatures: goodness, holiness, wisdom, etc.; and incommunicable, which cannot be so imparted: independence, immutability, immensity, and eternity. They are by some also divided into natural attributes, eternity, immensity, etc.; and moral, holiness, goodness, etc.

4. God

     The Biggest crock of bullshit ever imagined by greedy, self-serving despots who rule by fear and through blood-baths.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 13:13

4. God

     The Biggest crock of bullshit ever imagined by greedy, self-serving despots who rule by fear and through blood-baths.

So true.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 14:26

What's a god?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 14:29

1. Bring up God, religion, or creationism
2. Watch people argue
3. ??????
4. PROFIT!

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 18:23

AGE

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 18:52

>>6
So true

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-01 18:58

lies

Name: gay4god 2006-07-01 19:12

i love a man does that makes me gay? i love god is that really gay??

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-02 8:06

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-02 11:47

none of you know what god is. none of you even know what you yourself are. so stop trying to tell people what you know, because you don't know shit. and unless thats what you're going to say, you might as well not say anything.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-02 11:56

>>14
FUCK YOUR GOD!!!

Enjoy living a deluded life. I'll take the red pill, thanks!

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-02 12:38

>>14
Nice way to tell everyone what you don't know.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-03 11:42

What's a god?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-03 12:28

A miserale little pile of secrets.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-04 13:02

I fucked god.

True story.

Name: Sgt.Kabu꣓鲖kiman鲭儅 2012-05-27 1:04

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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