let's think about the converse!

if some guy came to you and said "i had secks with your mum she was gud" you would be offended, but what if a girl said to you "i fucked ur dad, oh man he was gud" would that be more offensive?

That would just be disturbing, unless she was ugly or fat

>>1
I'd kill the fucker.

>>1
Both have hapened to me, as my parents are divorced. Well, nobody said that to my face, but it was obvious. To add insult to injury, my dad has had a stream of 20 something girlfriends for the last 10 years or so, while I am sitting here, in my early twenties, an introverted nerd with social phobia browsing 4chan, bordering on becoming a fully fledged Hikikomori.

Okay, time for some distractions, BBL

>>4
just get your dad to help you. he obviously knows what to do.

although i have social phobia too so i know what it's like.

>>4
I know you don't think highly of anonymous's opinion but, honestly, you're taking a better route than he is (think of the aids, also sex is not only not everything, it isn't much of anything significant at all)
Go for the hikkiko effect I say

>>6
maybe meaningless hookups are bad but what about just having decent friends?

>>7
Oh sure, it's just what you and I consider decent are vastly different
Basically I'm pretty stuck up, once, someone even made a picture that included a line my legendary level of stuck up-edness, actually it was by and included several others who I consider friends, however I don't even talk to any of those people anymore unfortunately.

>>1
First, I would go 'orly'?

He'd say 'ya rly!"

Then I'd so 'orly?!'

Then he's say 'ya rly!!'

Then I'd go 'Prove it!'

---or---

I'd pull out my glock, force him to the ground and shout, "YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW MAGGOT!!  YOU. TAKE. THAT. BACK. RIGHT. NOW.  MY MOTHER ISN'T 'GUD', SHE'S THE BEST FUCK YOU EVER HAD, AND I HEAR YOU EVER SAY ANYTHING DIFFERENT I'LL NEUTER YOU WITH A RUSTY METAL SPORK!!

Then I'd smack him around a bit until he starts crying.

your uncle's rough.

Actually I wish my dad was cool and good with women, then I wouldn't hate everything about him.

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