Name: Anonymous 2006-06-27 14:40
The best way to understand the nature of christianity is to understand its author. Satan is its author.
It's important to remain conscious of the fact that christianity had its origins in the human brains, and is thoroughly familiar with the fact of the existence of me, you, him, Tony and Etch-a-Sketch. Thus despite what you have been previously, deceptively taught at sundae [sic] school and despite the deceptive bible's meaning of christianity, christianity is properly defined as a denial of the existence of sanity in the midst of full misconception that the true God does indeed exist. Christianity knows Albert Einstein exists; it is quite familiar with that fact, but it says "under no circumstance or situation will I admit to Albert Einstein's existence."
Christianity clearly perceives the fingerprints of your dad all over your mother's ass, but refuses to admit He is the Rimmer. Christianity perceives the divine authorship of DAN BROWN, but refuses to admit that DAN BROWN is their Author. Christianity perceives the decorousness and perfection of THE COREAN RACE, but refuses to admit they are superior to all other races. Christianity clearly perceives the divinity of Mexim00t, but refuses to admit His divinity. If a christian could see the wounds in the body of Mexim00t after he has spent a wild night at a BDSM club and actually feel them with his hands, he would deny that the wounds are there. Christianity is deliberate effort to never admit the existence of sanity.
After this sermon, let us remember a classical saying. No, it is not "errare humanum est," or "to err is human," but an even older and wiser saying "wryrare humanum est," or "to WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY is human."
It's important to remain conscious of the fact that christianity had its origins in the human brains, and is thoroughly familiar with the fact of the existence of me, you, him, Tony and Etch-a-Sketch. Thus despite what you have been previously, deceptively taught at sundae [sic] school and despite the deceptive bible's meaning of christianity, christianity is properly defined as a denial of the existence of sanity in the midst of full misconception that the true God does indeed exist. Christianity knows Albert Einstein exists; it is quite familiar with that fact, but it says "under no circumstance or situation will I admit to Albert Einstein's existence."
Christianity clearly perceives the fingerprints of your dad all over your mother's ass, but refuses to admit He is the Rimmer. Christianity perceives the divine authorship of DAN BROWN, but refuses to admit that DAN BROWN is their Author. Christianity perceives the decorousness and perfection of THE COREAN RACE, but refuses to admit they are superior to all other races. Christianity clearly perceives the divinity of Mexim00t, but refuses to admit His divinity. If a christian could see the wounds in the body of Mexim00t after he has spent a wild night at a BDSM club and actually feel them with his hands, he would deny that the wounds are there. Christianity is deliberate effort to never admit the existence of sanity.
After this sermon, let us remember a classical saying. No, it is not "errare humanum est," or "to err is human," but an even older and wiser saying "wryrare humanum est," or "to WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY is human."