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being asking out by a mother

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 22:33

dear /lounge/,

While taking the bus to college last semester a mother struck up conversation with me and then tried to hook me up with her daughter. She showed my her picture on her cellphone, and gave me her number. I tried to call her number, but it didn't connect so I started to imagine that the whole thing was a scam to rape a white boy or mug him or something.

What my question is; is whether it is normal for a mother to ask out guys for her daughter, and for her daughter to even consider these guys?

I was torn in half by this question, since the mother wanted me so badly to be her daughter's husband, and I believed that her daughter would hate me so much if I ever even spoke of her, much less spoke to her. It was certainly a horrible paradox, and seeing this woman's glaring face on the bus each morning did not help matters, and I soon found myself loathing her and her daughter's antics and placing me in such an uncomfortable position.

Now that it is over (at least I hope so), what do you guys think?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 22:51

women, especially mothers, can be notorious matchmakers.  the fact that she decided to hook you up with her daughter after such a short period of time, however, implies that she's either very insane, very desperate for grandchildren, or very wants to rape and mug a poor white boy.

if insane, this implies that the daughter was raised with an insane mother so you have no idea what to expect.  probably safer to avoid such a blind date.

if desperate, this implies that the daughter is a recluse with little to no social skills, or very picky about what guys she goes with.  probably safer to avoid such a blind date.

if rape-mugger, this implies that she will both rape and mug you.  probably safer to avoid such a blind date.

if, however, the mother was someone who actually had the opportunity to know you for a reasonable length of time, it's probably safe to take her up on the offer.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 23:29

>>2
An insightful response, thanks.

She tapped my shoulder, asked if I was shy, stated that her daughter was, and then the rest was coaxing. What I also suspected was that her daughter chose me beforehand and sent her mother to fetch me. I still have trouble believing that a mother would personally hand pick me for her daughter. I suppose the situation is either out of desperation or pre-meditation. The photo she showed me was taken on the bus, so it is still suspect that they're not even mother and daughter but only friends.

In any case, this has been therapeutic. Thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-19 2:02

I'd be freaked if they did that to me. And I'd ask them. Insane people usually have a very hard time covering it up, so you'll find out.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-19 7:23

Bite her leg off.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-19 8:40

I REMEMBER READING THIS BEFORE. ARE YOU A COPYPASTAMANCER?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-19 9:36

why are their no epic stories about 4channers taking over enemy territory and taking all the women?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-19 10:54

>>6
I posted it on /b/ I think, but people just said bix nood.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-19 15:57

>>8
NO, FROM AGES AGO. DON'T LIE TO ME BOY. ANONYMOUS NEVER FORGETS

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-19 18:48

>>8

What else did you expect?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 7:16

Post pics on /b/!

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Name: Anonymous 2006-06-20 8:31

ANONYMOUS NEVER FORGETS
It's "Anonymous doesn't forgive" isn't it?

Well, about the situation: Mothers can actually do this, but mostly out of desperation. My mother tried to hook up some girls for me too just because I don't have a girlfriend and I never had much luck with chicks. After I broke up with my first (and yet only) girlfriend she constantly "picked" girls for me.
Needless to say that none of them became a friend of mind let alone girlfriend. I talked to them but we didn't have much in common, although some of them looked gorgeous. :)

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