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masturbating burns calories

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-14 6:48

wow i masturbated like 8 times a day and im losing calories for it 8)
wat is better than doing nothing and watching japanese porn while jerking off

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-14 7:04

I always get hungry after sex

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-14 7:15

how much i burned calories?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-14 12:52

Only burns about 40 calories for each ten minutes...

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-14 13:03

>>4
Certainly it must depend on how you do it.  Myself, I fap furiously to furries with shitting dick-nipples that fuck babies...  I get pretty sweaty after a long and hard session.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-14 15:58

I wonder how much calories furious masturbating burns. I can usually go on for 20-30 minutes, and twice a day. This is my favourite sport.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-14 22:17

>>4
>>6
Wow, I'm lucky if I last [i]five[/t] minutes. I don't like that, though, it's frusterating.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-14 22:20 (sage)

>>7
The hell? How did I manage to hit "t" instead of "i?" And I spelled "frustrating" incorrectly. Damn, I rock!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-14 23:16

>>1
giant mosaics turn you on?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-15 0:19

>>5
that is sooo passe

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-15 2:36

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Name: Anonymous 2006-06-15 6:30

oshi

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-15 6:41

If you are rubber fetishist you can burn even more calories while masturbating.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 1:03

>>4
The hell?? That means I'd have to fap for 40 minutes at least after breakfast alone!

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