my room smells like squid

anyone know how to prevent it from happening? but actually, more importantly, how to get rid of the smell?

i have people coming over soon, and i dont need them smelling my jizz vapors

its gotten into my clothes, and i gotta do like 3 loads of laundry all over again


please help,
by anonymous

>>seafood scented semen, ocean odored orifice, or his pungently perfumed pantsnake

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA that has got to be shopped

stupid jews, washing your cock isn't a sin and circumcision doesn't magically end all possibility of infection

<b>seafood scented semen, ocean odored orifice, or his pungently perfumed pantsnake</b>

>>43
You have to use square brackets.

>>44
stop giving away the secrets! shush

>>20
Aw, come on! :(

i am the boner of my penis
steel is my cock and fire is my loins
i have created over a thousand ejaculations
unknown to men
nor known to women
have withstood pain to create many knuckle children
yet this dick will never get pussy
so, as i pray-
unlimited jizz works

I demand pics of the OP's 12-year-old sister!!

>>48
you wont get any

do you just jizz into the bottom of your desk or something? seriously, use some tissue next time, flush it down the toilet when you're done.

if your friends ask, just smile like you get a lot of pootang. unless you look retarded, then accuse your friends of being perverts. however, the last thing you want to do is cover your room in air freshner or whatnot, as it'll be obvious you're hiding something.

>>50
no i jizz onto my belly

Ever tried soap and water on the places you somehow accidentally spilled it?

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy