my room smells like squid

anyone know how to prevent it from happening? but actually, more importantly, how to get rid of the smell?

i have people coming over soon, and i dont need them smelling my jizz vapors

its gotten into my clothes, and i gotta do like 3 loads of laundry all over again


please help,
by anonymous

do you just jizz into the bottom of your desk or something? seriously, use some tissue next time, flush it down the toilet when you're done.

if your friends ask, just smile like you get a lot of pootang. unless you look retarded, then accuse your friends of being perverts. however, the last thing you want to do is cover your room in air freshner or whatnot, as it'll be obvious you're hiding something.