I'm gonna need some special help here.

I've got a huge zit on my face and it's weird because I already popped it yesterday.  Am I going to die?

yes.

not really, but are you seriously worried about that?! i suppose its your first one... well even after you pop 'em they'll stay around for days, weeks sometimes. just make sure you wash your face every day with soap and put clearasil (sp?) on it. it should go away soon enough.

The First thing you will notice is a strange tingling sensation in the back of your head. Then your head will burst spraying puss all over the mantlepeice.

>>1
I want your secks.

>>1
You are already dead.

WHY ARE THERE 13 YR OLDS IN MY 4CHAN?!?!?

>>6
BECAUSE WE ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT ENJOY THIS STUPID SHIT

the tip of the penis is known as the head, not face. if you mistakingly used "face" in place of "head" then it would be kind of a more interesting topic. and yes you would die if that were the case. or have herpes and kill yourself.

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