I hate big penises

The idea that a man should have a muscular frame and a huge penis has been propogated into my mind by all the artwork I view on 4chan, and subliminally I have been brainwashed to believe I can meet men portrayred in that way, that someday the right big penised man will come along.  Yes, my expectations are completely distorted now, and I know there is no compromise.  Big penised men are BLACK.  They are Black and dumb.  They have huge lips.  Yet though I see the reality I cannot bring myself to it.  I am drawn to the light that is 4chan.  I can see the OH SHI-

Oh wait, you could just find an Italian guy.  Big dicks and gold chains, it's all the same.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy