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4chan week without fapping.

Name: Some Random Fag !nlN67IfzjM 2006-05-29 20:27

In a couple of thrads on /b/ several /b/tards including myself were talking about abstainin from masturbating for a week. This thread is here to continue the discussion and record the progress of those who have chosen to participate.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 16:03 (sage)

600GET

Name: laserblast !yg7fJi9TRA 2006-06-03 16:08

>>599
true, and yet there are people actually playing this game.

:3 lol intarwebz

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 16:16

I failed held for four days had a raging boner had to discharge. and Godamn the load was POrntastic.

Name: Suna !.Cv8XClSPk 2006-06-03 16:17

>>599

There are, however, those of us that don't give a fuck if you believe or not... In my case, I'm trying to prove to myself, not to any of you, that I can indeed pull this off.
I'm posting here to share my expirience because there is a number of others who (claim they) are attempting the same feat.
By lying here I would only be lying to myself, and I don't like and don't want to do that...

Name: Suna !.Cv8XClSPk 2006-06-03 16:22

>>603

And now with that out of the way, the update:

Day 5/Hour 107
Today went much smoother than yesterday, almost nothing worth notice happened... I'm at work now, and will be till midnight if not longer... Expecting another crash-landing in the bed.
Now, for the first time since we started, I actually believe I can do this...
That is all for now, 4chan. Best of luck to all those involved.

Name: Bowser !zkcfu115cw 2006-06-03 16:51


Damn. I was invited to go to the beach. And some girls I'm gonna go with are gorgeous!! I hope nothing serious happens like activating my Dummy Plug and eating all those girls one by one :S

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 17:20

Coming in late,
Day 1, 23:20

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 17:28

>>603

Lies

Name: HowDoIUsedTripCodes?!?! !.3FV6PvvME 2006-06-03 17:37

starting NOW D:

Name: Jace !qtgzGnzU5U 2006-06-03 17:41

Day 5 (coming to a close)

Two days from now, at 5 PM PST, I will be able to fap again.  The thought of it makes me happy and thrilled, but realizing that I have to last through two more days makes me wish I weren't alive anymore. 

Regular functions like eyesight and hearing are starting to take a nosedive.  My regular attitude is also changing.  I fear even thinking it, but I believe I'm starting to become fucking EMO.  If this is the penalty for this excursion, somebody please shoot me now.  I can barely contain my hot man juice any longer.  I feel compelled to find an innocent jailbait girl and cream all over her designer backpack.

Name: blandsvamp !PQzzSQ2BN. 2006-06-03 19:47

I've just a few hours left on day 4. Starting day five in 10 hours. Today has been the worst day since I started, I miss the old timekilling-onehanded-machine. But i'm going to make it, after this nights sleep it's just 2 days to survive.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 20:31

First day still, and ive already been tempted to fap. Wtf this is gonna be hard... but looking at this thread gives me hope, and quiets down my boner. Somewhat. Now i need to find something to do D:

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 22:55

>>605
Take pics, then post 'em on /b/. I beg of you.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 22:56

>>612
Actually, /s/ would probably be the best place to post them on.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 23:08

Day 1 again:

I have a strong urge to masturbate. I plan on it.. Looking forward to another day 1 tomorrow.

Name: Bowser !zkcfu115cw 2006-06-03 23:21

haahah. You should have a little more of self-control

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 23:34

LOLZ OMG IM SO HORNEY IM INSANE

Name: venezolano !FzYlsQfMuQ 2006-06-03 23:48

19 year old/male
i havent fapped since yesterday friday 02/06/06, finishing my 2nd day, my record is 2 weeks without fapping, lets go

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 23:51

Day 5 - Could do with one, resisting urges though.
This isn't getting any harder or easier.
key to winning = stay occupied.
I for one am going to read a book now.

Name: Accipitrina !TqTxeY0h6c 2006-06-04 0:39

Hallo again.  I'm at the tail end of Day 4; let's just call it the start of Day 5, shall we?  I fapped earlier today, but delayed my happy ending thrice, and managed to stay in the game.  My original plan is still in effect, but I'm not almostgasming *every* day.  Just every other day or every three.  Things are going pretty well, but I really need to try to get out of the house moar.

On a side note, I'm contemplating suicide.  How do you guys think I should go about that?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 1:23

i came. i'm sorry 4c. (day 5)

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 2:06

>>619

Do it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 2:35

Went one day, and then fapped. Gonna try for two days next.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 2:39

SORRY BUT 4CHAN IS 18+ ONLY.

YOU STUPID VIRGIN TEENS NEED TO GTFO NOW!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 4:04

I fapped twice again today.. Within an hour of eachother. The second time I had no cumrags in visible sight, so I was forced to wipe up the cum with my hands and lick it off my fingers. It tasted a bit salty, but pretty good. Bah, who needs cumrags..

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 4:06

As a sidenote, my penis is very small right now. Almost like it wants to be left alone. Tomorrow is a new day.

Name: Anonymous !VNFyiulfcE 2006-06-04 4:22

Another day, another lack of fap. I should really stop looking at porn.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 7:06

I WILL DO THIS

Name: !pBDDkuoH3. 2006-06-04 7:07

So, what day is it yet ;_:

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 7:32

I WILL DO THIS.. I WILL START

TOMORROW

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 10:57

Now starting Day SIX. haha too easy.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 12:12

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Name: Pierce !1lQA5gZT2Y 2006-06-04 12:35

Yeah... it's definitely easier to do this when you're kept busy. Lots of free time yesterday; came close to failure, but stopped myself. Yay self-control.

And so begins day 7. I'll probably wait till Monday night anyway, since until then I'll be in last-minute-panic mode for my Monday finals, and by then it'll be week a after this thread started anyway. Oh well, it'll be worth the wait.

Name: baka !dMYYvF5Blo 2006-06-04 12:54

Day 5 over \o/
Been having a lot of urge lately, all jittery =_=
Difficult to type too- constantly making typos and it's really annoying how some of the typos turn out to have sexual references.. Froid must be really amused rigth now.
Anyway, starting day 6!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 16:26

It's also easier if you're older. I'm 25 and cruising through day six. I can go for another week, easy. If I was 18 I'd probably be out by now.

Name: laserblast !yg7fJi9TRA 2006-06-04 16:28

i came.

Name: Bowser !zkcfu115cw 2006-06-04 16:43

Ok Now I'm starting day 6. It hasn't been THAT of a problem, but must be becuase I've been prived of everything sexual. Sometimes I check /d/ or/b/ but when I start to feel weird, I stop and put some power metal or somehting HURR!!
well, today I'm gonna watch more FMA. SO I think I'll go smoooooth. Cheers 4chan!

Name: Suna !.Cv8XClSPk 2006-06-04 17:58

Report - Day 6/Hour 130
Ooohh kaaay... Almost failed today :/
I was in the shower, and at some point my thoughts started wandering... Next thing you know, I'm remembering an anal sex session with my gf.. I was in a trance, was fapping without even being aware of it..! But(t)! I felt I was getting really close to failing when I snapped out of it, and quickly switched the shower to cold water - the shock stopped me and my little reminiscence... Aside from that little incident everything else went just fine today...
Just a little more, and I will have made it.
I'm not going to fap as soon as the competition's over, tho, since I'm promised a special reward should I last 'till tuesday evening. Looking forward to it.
Bye for now, 4chan, best of luck...

Name: blandsvamp !PQzzSQ2BN. 2006-06-04 18:51

I'm going to sleep now, and when I wake up tomorrow morning (at noon or something) i've start at my last 48 hours of non-fapping until it becomes a week. Day 5, no big problems, just keep yourself occupied and there is no problem. But it's to many days now, I'm counting them wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 19:27

bump

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 1:24

bump

Name: Anonymous !VNFyiulfcE 2006-06-05 3:30

Day 5. No sign of fappage. I'd try for a month, but I do not wish to get prostate cancer.

Name: Victoly !8AJPKjCRP2 2006-06-05 4:05

fucking hell. I was looking for this shit! VICTOLY REPORTING IN. DAY 6 BEGINNING!

Name: Bowser !zkcfu115cw 2006-06-05 4:06

Starting day 7 now. If I keep it like that I'll finish happy.

Name: Victoly !8AJPKjCRP2 2006-06-05 4:06 (sage)

Bump.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 4:33

...

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 6:13

for whoever started at the start of the thread, your time ends at 8:27 PM EST tonight.  everyone else hang in there until 7 days have passed!

that doesn't mean you HAVE to orgasm tonight, you can go for longer if you want!

if/when you do FAIL, post and let everyone know why/how!

Name: Bowser !zkcfu115cw 2006-06-05 7:15

Is this thing even alive yet?

Name: Bowser !zkcfu115cw 2006-06-05 7:55

aww c'mon in 13 hours more I'll be a new man!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 8:39

22 hours to go!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 11:17

Status time: http://www.freewebs.com/anondoesnotforgive/stats.txt
The end is SO near!

Go, go, go!

Name: Suna !.Cv8XClSPk 2006-06-05 12:26

ok, status report:
Day 7/Hour 150
Last day of abstinence began some 6hrs ago... Up to now, (yesterday evening/today 'till now) has been a breeze, no troubles whatsoever... I'm tired beyond reason, and since I worked first shift, I'm retreating to my home and again crashlanding in my bed...
Tomorrow it ends. I will endure.
Thank you, 4chan, this has been... Inspiring.
Best of luck to all those involved.

Name: rawr !8cxA36z/OA 2006-06-05 14:37

day 7.
day 6 was the hardest of days, nearly failed twice. just a few hours left, &i believe i can make it.

Name: baka !dMYYvF5Blo 2006-06-05 14:59

Ghaa! When I saw the thread was not in the Lounge list anymre I thought Yes! This is it! But noooooo, somebody had to link to it.. >_<
j/k
Went through day 6, and it's only 22 hours till finish!

Name: venezolano !FzYlsQfMuQ 2006-06-05 19:41

status report
day 4/hour, i dont know lol
damn, ive been sick since i started, so i been all these days in home with nothing to do, i'm almost failing it everyday, hell i cant even sleep well, getting up at 3-4 am with a boner, and when im in bed my hands they go to my cock without me even noticing omg 
i wanna prove myself that i can stand this, do not surrender dudes lets figto! lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 19:43

less than an hour left!

Name: blandsvamp !PQzzSQ2BN. 2006-06-05 20:30

status report again, in 10 hours i've made day 6 and i'll enter my last 24 hours. today hasn't been bad at all, not good either but i'll stand it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 20:31

GO! GO! GO!

Name: Victoly !8AJPKjCRP2 2006-06-05 20:43

Finally. it's back. And I've finally reached my 7th day.

Name: Zelse !zcMuzdznOk 2006-06-05 20:50

Still going strong day 6... must... not... fail....

Name: Pierce !1lQA5gZT2Y 2006-06-05 21:18

...and that's a week.

FAP TIME

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 21:59

you guys are just making it easier for prostate cancer to develop

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 22:39

>>661

what? explain.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 23:42

Name: Anonymous !VNFyiulfcE 2006-06-06 1:36

Day 6. Nothing to report.

>>661
I know that, but that's only if you let the **** stay in there for a while. A week is fine.

Name: Anonymous !VNFyiulfcE 2006-06-06 1:38

Haha. I forgot that I was on a site without a restrictive censor.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-06 2:43

666 get

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-06 5:22

>>666
damn you!
i guess i'll have to settle for 667 get

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-06 6:31

Ten minutes to go!

Name: Eternal Virgin !AboRDsJIEk 2006-06-06 6:40

and I did it! Time to go fap.

Name: Suna !.Cv8XClSPk 2006-06-06 7:41

Ok, people, I'm at my girlfriend's place, it is now 13:40 (1:40 PM)...
Day 7 finished at noon, so I guess you (we) have another winner.
I might have considered going for more, but she is just too tempting for that... Oh well, some 2-4 hours over the required time isn't too bad, eh?
For those of you interested, NO PICS. sorry
As I said before, this has been quite a revelation, in fact, certainly showed me that I can actually be useful :)

Name: venezolano !FzYlsQfMuQ 2006-06-06 9:42

NOOOOOOOOO WRYYYYY
day 5
just failed :( my brain was confused, i started watching porn and i though it was the last day, so i fapped happily damn sure that was a lot, anyways, when i see the date 06/06/06 i realized it was just my 5th day, i was so close :(

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-06 9:54

My last time was May 29th, around 6AM EST so that makes about 8 days and change. 196 hours so far...

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-06 11:09

you aqll are sad :( ive gone at least 2 weeks withought even thinking about sex. a week isnt hard at all lol ^__^

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-06 11:36

>>673
are you a guy?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-06 11:53

day 5 and 6 were really difficult. on day 8 now and am gonna fap when i get home from work.

Name: Victoly !8AJPKjCRP2 2006-06-06 12:45

>>673
No balls.

Name: Anonymous !VNFyiulfcE 2006-06-07 15:14

Day 7. The late update is due to connection problems upstream.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-07 19:09

Hmmm, just did a week without it. Fapped, and it sucked...

Name: blandsvamp !PQzzSQ2BN. 2006-06-07 20:09

Day 7 ended during the time 4chan was down. No fapping for 168 hours. Not to bad. Afterwards i released some pressure. But i made it, a week.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-07 20:10

I am 673.. and i most definately do have balls... and a 7.5in cock

i just dont need it as much as you all >_<

Name: Anonymous !VNFyiulfcE 2006-06-07 23:50

It is done. I am going to go fap now.

Name: Anonymous !ErY2TknG0w 2006-06-08 1:30

I, the old starter of the list, FAILED soon after I left. I was playing GGX2 at a relative's house where I was staying the night. I was alone, it was late, and I failed because of Jam. I am extremely ashamed, I barely saw it coming, but I wasn't completely surprised - it was the longest I'd gone without fapping for years.

I quickly updated the list with my failure, secretly using my relative's computer, but didn't have the chance to report here before I left. Ashamed of my weakness, I started the challenge up again personally. I won't be reporting about it in this thread, of course. I failed this battle, but I plan to win the war!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-08 2:32

huh................... this thread is messed, you dont need a thread to control when you masturbate or not, just stop jeez, what makes it fun to fap??? fine that out and stop it

Name: Raccoon !l98SWGdMBg 2006-06-08 3:31

Sorry, been gone with real life.

Ended up failing on day 4. I dont remember what I was looking at before taking a shower, but it was too much. Did it without even thinking about it.

No reattempt.

Name: Robot peen 2006-06-08 20:46

I'm in! It's been about an hour.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-08 22:43

5 minutes! Ok I give up I'm going to /y/.

Name: baka !dMYYvF5Blo 2006-06-09 0:51

So here's a (very) late report:
Finished day 7 on tuesday and.. guess what happened then.
Mission accomplished, i'm out.
Good luck for anyone still doing this

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-09 13:58

>>686

w00t for /y/ the best damn place on 4chan

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-09 15:06

Okay I sign up

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-09 16:22

>>687
What happened then?  I want detail, lots of it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 4:28

Making such a big deal out of so little.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 8:38

This is still going?  :/

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 17:05

I have a question

when watching anime with Loli and Boobs, i assume you guys watch anime otherwise you wouldnt be here..

how do you stop yourself from wanking lmao

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 18:13

>>693
Loli *and* boobs?  (nah, just kidding, every anime has at least one loli and one boob-chara)

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Name: Anonymous 2006-06-25 2:56

>>695 fails

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-25 19:18

>>680
Don't worry, just wait for puberty.

Name: Bluith 2006-10-24 16:51

Ok count me in on this

Name: Bluith 2006-10-24 16:52

fuck I lost

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