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My Boner

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 6:53

My boner is so long and hard I could do a somersault and my boner would split the world in half!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 7:00

Oh shi-

I was expecting a poem.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 7:03

My boner is so long I was fined for not taking the proper precautions and providing a warning beacon to divert aircraft.

8'(

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 7:05

My boner is so long and hard I could not return I presume.

So I will keep my name,
among those who are dead with bows.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 7:06

A man's cock is 6 inches.

When compared with my lowest cock length when immersed in cold water,
it's like a dream, an illusion.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 7:08

Next to the maiden's sleeping place, my penis became long and hard. Alas. That penis!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 7:12

When the day is done, I take out my cock on my horny way and lying under it's sprout bow, print outs of yiff are my sole company.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 7:14

Only awaiting my ejaculation, will it be today or tommorrow? Cock's waterfall of semen, which sheds the more?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 7:14

No matter if a man is of the upper or lower ranks. If he has jerked over loli at least once, he has cause for shame.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 7:15

When the world is at peace, a gentleman keeps his cock in his pants.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 9:06

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Same person

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 12:35

>>11
Who the fuck cares?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 17:58

>>12

I..I don't know.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 3:22

Those are some pretty thoughtful poems. Whoever made them needs to get his priorities straight.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 23:23

>>13

lol

Name: Sgt.Kabuꆰ叠kimanἊ䫑 2012-05-26 23:10

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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