letters

I just got a few letters from my girlfriend.  They're, shall we say, erotic literature (as in worthy of Penthouse), but they involve me and her.  It's fucking hot, and I still don't get to fulfill her fantasy for like a week (seperation is hard).  What to do, 4chan?

Fucking die.  Mother fucking die.

Move in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.

>>1
A. Read the letters over and over again while fapping
B. Call her to have some phone-sex
C. Go search for a slut near you
D. All of the above

>>1
Post them here!

>>2
Seconded

>>5
Thirded!

>>9
Fourthed!!

>>33 Fifthed!!!

Sixthed, post them here!

Seventhed!!!

Eighted!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ninthed!

Ten Commandments'd.

Post them on 4chan so we can help you decide on your outcome. And they we shall indulge in your fantasies.

Eleventhed!

Twelvethed!

13th!!!

Fourteenthed!

SexTeen'd

Obviously this guy is lying. ANY 4channer upon meeting a girl and receiving erotic literature from her would immediately rush to post it on 4chan.

>>21
:( I realize you are right. But you have crushed my dreams of furiously fapping to them.

Still, seventeenthed for the heck of it!

Andriod eighteen'd!!!

NINETEENTHD!!!!!!!

>>21
true

and


twentyeth

>>19
>>20
FIFTEENTH FOR THE SAKE OF FIXING YOUR HORRIBLE COUNTING ABILITIES

Is it sixteenth'd now or twenty-oneth'd? Either way show us the letters... Plez? :(

I've been writing erotic letters to some dipshit guy who thinks I'm a girl, and his girlfriend. I hope he never finds out.

>>28

Post them here!

>>28
Lol man, post them here!

    Note: Only based on posters' updates, not
    the time elapsed since their first post.
    If they haven't specified a day, I default to day 1.

    Name                Status
    =================================================
    Some Random Fag#nlN67IfzjM        OK - Day 2
    Anonymous#YgQRHAJqRA        OK - Day 1
    #qGR2HMIiDw                OK - Day 1
    Gokhan#0K.vsut5nQ            OK - Day 1
    abstinence-chan#OhdUaQjQWw        OK - Day 2
    Murdock#Wqlx42XAKg            OK - Day 2
    THE KOOL AID MAN#Zp9aXXIxhs        OK - Day 1
    Accipitrina#TqTxeY0h6c        OK - Day 2
    ##s7MO43C0HBJE0Zo            OK - Day 1
    D#5oBeM29YDA            OK - Day 1
    sfp#TSxy81isdQ            OK - Day 1
    Anonymous#ErY2TknG0w        OK - Day 2
    Nytshade#e77NstAGks            OK - Day 1
    Gokhan#j7NbqbCkFQ            FAILED - Day 2
    faggot#Ep8pui8Vw2            OK - Day 2
    beef_e#Bw0.Hy9tGg            FAILED - Day 2
    #objRSI5QMY                OK - Day 1
    Damn#HQFYLTpGvo            OK - Day 1
    Man_of_Mystery#FEZKlA6o6g        OK - Day 1
    darkmage#OiTLuDdRbI            OK - Day 2
    lol#geMPrq7noU            OK - Day 1
    meltingwax#1d2rchEgQo        OK - Day 1
    Jaceryl#qtgzGnzU5U            OK - Day 2
    Bisque#MzYxEVwux.            OK - Day 1
    Xu#NYsM8EXDAU            OK - Day 1
    zappy#uw59rPAKyY            OK - Day 1
    'pyro#3GqYIJ3Obs            OK - Day 3
    ejflute#BWngAEiyZk            OK - Day 1
    Suna#.Cv8XClSPk            OK - Day 1
    Mazuro#JFFizZTz3A            OK - Day 1
    Cluckyx#pnE5CccvHc            OK - Day 1
    Cluckyx#06RlfouT/M            FAILED - Day 1
    surok#t8mcNNeYXU            OK - Day 1
    Vael#XksB4AwhxU            OK - Day 2
    Grey Fox#2stngy3BNg            OK - Day 1
    Elric Banana#BfJm1Jslng        FAILED (?) - Day 1
    blandsvamp#PQzzSQ2BN        OK - Day 1
    rawr#8cxA36z/OA            OK - Day 2
    Zelse#zcMuzdznOk            OK - Day 1
    janome#0c/m749HOY            OK - Day 1
    Nekose#YzXlHzaIf6            ??? - Day 1
    Strangepork#BQFEE6sAIY        OK - Day 1
    test#.CzKQna1OU            OK - Day 1
    Sayo #WG5v7bHyWo            FAILED - Day 1
    cracky-chan#N1toQkxgzc        OK - Day 3
    Kei Maheara#XnlBbxwBNc        OK - Day 2
    ThatDumbGuy#Rk530IveGA        OK - Day 1
    Harbl#pPQaKA9s5k            OK - Day 1
    Raccoon#l98SWGdMBg            OK - Day 1
    Anonymous#VNFyiulfcE        OK - Day 1
    CyberWolf92#vGwU/msuGs        FAILED - Day 1
    #pBDDkuoH3                OK - Day 2
    NoFapZone#X.JGAgMzxg        OK - Day 2
    Tom#Y8x8nFSKMc            OK - Day 1
    kandie#pWxj4IcEUw            OK - Day 1
    LAWD#Znq5se.k.k            OK - Day 2
    pedobear@arg#x.gmzrwS4Y        OK - Day 1
    lawl#x9KS2zESwU            OK - Day 1
    O#U/eDuwct8o            OK - Day 1
    orlyTS#5J06NLcMS6            OK - Day 1
    surok#RSEGUoRfro            OK - Day 1

>>33
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