4 chan is cool

you guys are :coal:

Coal - A natural dark brown to black graphitelike material used as a fuel, formed from fossilized plants and consisting of amorphous carbon with various organic and some inorganic compounds.

I didn't know we were coal :(

Hi, my name is Sar~Fat. I am one fat dude who loves the cock, and my man-boobs are so huge you could squeeze them and milk would squirt out. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Coal is the hardest metal!

>>4
Signed

Technically we are formed of the same ingredients as coal...

スゴイですね？ ^____________________________^

dewanai

KAWAII DESU NE KUDASAI~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>>6
Hydrogen?

>>9
protons and electrons.

>>10
Those are ingredients? Everything in the macro world is made up of those. I think he meant carbon.

>>11
but then >>6 would be wrong, because we aren't just carbon.

We're fleshy blobs of goo riding around in bio-mechanical exoframes with highly advanced sensor arrays and life support systems.

>>13
I'm made of tin.

4chan is made of ass and poo

I am permabanned from all imageboards.
Stupid mods, Saaya Irie had her bottom and boobs covered.

^______^

>>4
No fool, diamonds are the hardet metal.

Do I care if coal and diamonds are the same thing?  No, no I don't.

>>6
no, just no.

JUGGERNAUT IS HARDER THAN DIAMOND

JUGGERNAUT IS THE HARDEST METAL

when the elements Jg and Nt bond...
it makes diamond...

>>12
But it's mostly carbon. Carbon atoms are like building blocks of organic chemistry. You attach various other stuff to the carbon constructs of various shapes and sizes to gain some specific functionality, but it's still mostly carbon.

Chuck Norris eats diamonds for breakfast with a glass of Juggarnaut milk on the side.


What the hell is Juggarnaut milk made of?

carbon isn't a metal, and in turn neither is coal or diamone.  all just minerals.  so coal is just the hardest mineral.  and juggs is the hardest metal.  I am friends so i get to call him juggs, i call your mom the same thing, but as long as they aren't together we are fine.  but your mom takes juggs up the ass almost every day so they are quite often together.  I mean juggs is just so huge he gets stuck right up Juggs's ass hole and can be like that for hours.  I don't know how Juggs can stand being attached to Juggs for hours at a time but i guess it's their business not mine.  And Juggs on Juggs action is always hotttt:)















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but with a very happy penis.

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