Ok 4chan. So right now I'm on my third girlfriend. After I broke up with my second one, I tried to rebound. And after 5 months I got a new one, girl #3. After 2 weeks of dating, I realized that I can't stop thinking about girl #2. But if I break up with girl #3 she will hate me forever because she hates girl #2.
So WTF am I supposed to do here? I want to get back with girl #2, or at least bang her, and I'm sure this feeling will be gone.
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Pordapod2006-05-25 17:20
Well you should either A. Be a proper gentleman and explain it to #3 so that way she at least understands why she hates you, or you B. do some prick ass move and never tell her and spend a lot of time trying to fuck #2.
All depends on how you roll really...
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Anonymous2006-05-25 20:53 (sage)
ditch 3 and never speak to 2 again either
never speak to any women again
even if they come up like "oi mate where's the seal clubbing facilities" just look at them with a blank stare for about a minute before casually walking away, then bust out your ds and rock some daigasso in celebration of your victory
i'll play with you if you want, i prefer any drums
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>>1
If you've fucked #3 well enough she'll forgive at some point. She'll probably hate #2 even more, but you'll still be able to have sex with both of them. That is, of course, if and only if you've fucked them extremely well.
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Anonymous2006-05-27 16:23
You could try being a man about it and talking to them instead of 4chan? Lol, we don't have much of an insight into the female mind unfortunately. (which makes me question the use of sites called "AskMen.com" We need to know what women think, not other men).
>>12 we don't have much of an insight into the female mind unfortunately
The female mind is hard to understand for us because we expect them to be rational like we are, but they aren't.
We need to know what women think
Women don't think. At most, their thoughts will be:
1. I want to fuck this guy, he's so badass
2. I don't want to fuck this guy, he's too good
3. This is not funny, let's go dancing
4. My friend got a boyfriend!? I have to steal him!
5. Gossip time
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Anonymous2006-05-27 23:30
At most, their thoughts SHOULD be:
1. Put your seed in my belly!
2. My gender is statistically inferior!
3. I should totally be cooking dinner right now!
4. Lets go clean the house!
5. I should be seen and not heard!
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Anonymous2006-05-28 12:24
An ideal girl is one that has the body of a girl (not a trap) and the mind of a man except she likes men. She's smart and fairly antisocial, hates dancing, fashion, shopping for clothes, and stupid shit, loves computers, games and geek stuff, knows 3 scripting languages, and is horny 23 hours a day.
Of course, such a girl doesn't exist.
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Anonymous2006-05-28 12:25
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Forgot to say, she always tells the truth boldly, and doesn't do any of this stupid girl shit like "I want it but I'll say no because I'd look like this or that", or "I won't call him and wait for him to call me", etc.
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