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Fap tale.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 2:14

I find when I am fapping at the heat of the moment just before I cum the range of what I find attractive rapidly widens and being a regular poster on /b/ this has led to some disturbing moments. However I have learnt of it's benefits.

For ages I have only been attracted to teenagers and never understood the attraction towards large breasts and tall blonde women, I now realise that my brain has been engineered to find teenagers fappable because they are the first body type that I fapped over and fucked and I have become accustommed to them. So I experimented by using teenagers and thin young women to get me horny, then changing to pics of larger women at the heat of the moment in order to accustom my mind to their physique. After several such faps something clicked and I began to see and imagine older larger women (fat, but not too fat) in a new light. Teenagers turn me on as much as they ever have, but large breasted full round assed women just make me want to plunge my cock into their soft pussies and suck on their nipples and lips. They do something to me hormonally and I can legitimately feel it, I am sure I have unlocked my manhood or something and the presence of a real woman causes my balls to produce testosterone. All of a sudden I feel relaxed, yet energetic and powerful. Being a nerd I probably haven't produced large quantities of testosterone, so this an interesting experience.

I am curious if anyone else knows what I'm talking about.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 2:17

You programed your self to love fat chicks.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 12:30 (sage)

i prefer loli over big fat ugly whatever-it-is.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 15:11

fat tale?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 15:30

So next time you should head over to /d/ for dickgirls. When that works, try /y/.

THUS THE SECRET TO BECOMING GAY HAS BEEN REVEALED UNTO 4CHAN

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 19:24

>>5
it's never been a secret, everyone's gay for bridget

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 19:45

Dude, it's called a fetish. Everyone has one.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 0:03

>>7
Apparently breasts can be the subject of a fetish. That word has lost its meaning.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 0:33

can anyone create a remix of Duck Tale, replace it with Fap

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 9:14

>>1
your analogy is pretty good,
sincerely,
psychoanalysis

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 6:04

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