fapping intervals

So, I few days ago I decided to stop fapping for a while. I've done this before, lasting about 3 months the longest. So my question for you is:

How long have you gone without fapping and why? (As a choice, doesn't count if you had 2 broken arms or you were at the hos[ital or something like that).

Official time: 2 days...and counting.

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6. Receev girlfriend.
I want to complain. This girlfriend doesn't conform to standards.

1. She doesn't cost loads of money.
2. She doesn't bitch and yell at me for no reason.
3. She doesn't have periods and insane mood swings.
4. She doesn't come with disgusting, skanky female friends that try to make us break up because they're envious.
etc.