fapping intervals

So, I few days ago I decided to stop fapping for a while. I've done this before, lasting about 3 months the longest. So my question for you is:

How long have you gone without fapping and why? (As a choice, doesn't count if you had 2 broken arms or you were at the hos[ital or something like that).

Official time: 2 days...and counting.

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1. Get a plastic bag and lotion.
2. Put lotion in bag and on monstrous cock.
3. Put bag under or between mattresses.
4. Hump away.
5. ????
6. Receev girlfriend.