Have you ever smacked yourself in the balls?

I was just sitting here naked in my computer chair and I simply moved my hands down into my lap with the intent to rest them there, however I ended up smacking myself in the balls not every that hard with my knuckles and I tipped over out of my chair like a redwood from the pain. Discuss the times you've smacked your balls. plz.

This one time I was drinking a can of coke when some of it spilled on my pants and when I went to brush it off with the back of my hand I accidentally smacked balls. It hurt so bad I almost passed out.

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>>2
lol
once i squeezed my balls and my kidneys got sore

I don't think I've ever smacked them myself, but I've gotten the occasional accidental knee there (from men).

This is truly my only weakness, I need to remove them to have a chance of conquering the world.

One time I asked my sister for a coke and then forgot, she comes back, tosses it to me, I don't notice until it lands right in my lap. All I could do was sit there and hold my crotch for a good half hour.

Okay Lucy, you've got some 'splaining to do. How do you hit something that's underneath your dick? None of these stories make sense.

hi one time there wuz a bee on my ballz so i slapped it to get it away and it hurt so much omg and the bee stung me anyway :(

>>7
Sux2bu

>>6
We all have 0,5 inch cocks

>>6
I did this just this morning. That shit hurt like a bitch. I actually smacked an area in between my balls and my thighs and all of a sudden I felt a sharp pain in my left lower back.

I once slapped my balls across my girlfriend's face and it hit her cheekbones.

No. I have never hit my own balls. Fuck, I must be defective !

Holy shit, no way, me too! We should have shota sex!

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Please learn to optimize your cites!

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When I was in 6th grade some 8th grader faggot kicked me in the balls.

>>14
Faggot

And >>6's balls must've never dropped (although by now they may have).

>>16
No, balls don't "drop" or descend in adolescence, but rather before birth for the majority of boys.  Are you a girl or something?  If you had a baby brother, you would have seen his disgusting fat nutsack.

>>17
Talk to me when your nuts drop kiddo.

>>18
born that way jackass.  you should see a doctor about your missing balls

Cryptorchidism is the absence of one or both testes from the scrotum. This usually represents failure of the testis to move, or "descend," during fetal development from an abdominal position, through the inguinal canal, into the ipsilateral scrotum. About 3% of full-term and 30% of premature infant boys are born with at least one undescended testis, making cryptorchidism the most common birth defect of male genitalia. However, about 80% of cryptorchid testes descend by the first year of life (the majority within three months), making the true incidence of cryptorchidism around 1% overall.

A testis absent from the normal scrotal position can be:  found anywhere along the "path of descent" from high in the posterior (retroperitoneal) abdomen, just below the kidney, to the inguinal ring; found in the inguinal canal; ectopic, that is, found to have "wandered" from that path, usually outside the inguinal canal and sometimes even under the skin of the thigh, the perineum, the opposite scrotum, and femoral canal; found to be undeveloped (hypoplastic) or severely abnormal (dysgenetic);
found to have vanished (also see anorchia).  About two thirds of cases without other abnormalities are unilateral; 1/3 involve both testes. In 90% of cases an undescended testis can be palpated (felt) in the inguinal canal; in a minority the testis or testes are in the abdomen or nonexistent (truly "hidden").

Undescended testes are associated with reduced fertility, increased risk of testicular germ cell tumors and psychological problems when the boy is grown. Undescended testes are also more susceptible to testicular torsion and infarction and inguinal hernias. To reduce these risks, undescended testes are usually brought into the scrotum in infancy by a surgical procedure called an orchiopexy.

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No, but I've seen balls explode... especially yours.