NEED HELP WITH SEX

i was working overtime late one nite at the at the office i started having sexual feelings that i couldn't control thank god everybody had already left and the janitor had already done his rounds of cleanig i turned on google and typed kittens, unziped my pants, clicked on images and jerked away!!!! I STARTED TO STROKE MY LARGE COCK AND THE STROKE BECAME COSTANT AND CONTINUES THE SKIN AROUND MY COCK BECAME PALE AND SEEMAN STARTED SPIRT OUT LIKE OIL FROM THE GROUND OW THOWS CATS I RAN AROUND LOOKING FOR THE OFFICE CAT AND FOUND IT UNDER A DESK I PICKED IT UP AND SUCKED IT'S PAWS AND LICKED HIS ASS .I SHOVED MY BIG ERECT COCK UP IT'S MOUTH THE CAT NOW CHOCKING ON MY CUM.THEN I TURNED IT AROUND ON IT'S BACK AND LIFTED IT'S TAIL UP AND LICKED HIS ASS SWIFTLY.THEN I STUCK MY BIG ANACONDA SIZED DICK UP IS ASS AND MADE IT MEOW INTILL IT PASSED OUT FROM ALL THE CUM IN IT'S SEEMEN

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I just tried eating my own cum for the first time and it's not too bad. I jerk off on a plate and then eat if off the plate. I've tried using condoms and it tastes bad with the rubber. Better yet I have jerked off on candy and chocolate cake and other sweets and then I eat it. My mother caught me and said I was sick. She said if I was going to continue to do this that I would have to do it so she could watch me. Now my mom likes to watch me and thinks I might be a little gay. I'm not gay! I just like jerking off and tasting my own cum. My girlfriend and I share my cum and she loves it when I fuck her and eat the cum from her pussy. My mother asked if Cindy (my girl friend) knew what I was doing? When I told her that she did and how I ate cum from her pussy she got all turned on. About a week later she watched me jerk off again and asked me if I'd ever consider eating cum from her pussy? I thought she meant my cum and I asked her how was I to get my cum inside her pussy without fucking her? She said not, not yours, but your fathers cum? I thought about it and said I try it once. The next morning I could hear her and dad really getting it on in the next room. Dad then showered and left for work. She called me into her room and asked if I was ready for breakfast as it was still hot and warm if I wanted it? I must admit the idea of eating my mom's pussy was sorta a turn on and and was sorta sick at the same time. She called me over to the bed and that my father had just filled her with cum and asked if I was ready to try it? I said okay and pulled the covers over my head and put my face betrween her legs. I hadn't seen my Mom naked since I was a little boy and I was greated by a shaved pussy that was oozzing warm cum and I started to lick it up and I was amazed how wonderful it tasted. My mom went nuts as I sucked on her lips and clit. She was filled like a cream filled donut with warm creamy cum and I ate it all up. She was going nuts and with delight. and had another orgazim. I licked her clean and then came out from under the sheets. She was very happy and asked if I liked it? I said it was great. She wanted to know if I'd do it again? I said let me know and I do it again. She just smiled and asked if she could watch me jerk off again. I said sure and started to beat my meat. Just before I was ready to cum she asked if I shoot it on her tits? I thought that was great and blew a big load on her tits and she rubbed it all over herself. Now mom and I do this at least once a month and we've never had sex or done anything further. My girlfriend thinks something is up as I'm not sharing with her the cum I used to share,

Hope I could help!

i came

I puked blood, does this mean I orgasmed?

yes

What if now I'm bleeding out of other areas of my body? What does that mean?

>>7
YOU ARE GAY AND ARE GOING TO DIE ;_;

amen anonymous, good bye gay guy. 
rest in peace.

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>>12
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