A girl asked me if I wanted to go star gazing with her and I said yes. Does this mean we're going to have hot outdoors sex? Please help
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Anonymous2006-05-15 14:37
No. Whiskey will make you care about the stars and she will think you are cute. If you have the skills you will make out. That's about as much as you can expect unless you are a millionaire or something.
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Anonymous2006-05-15 15:37
I think she just want to spend a romantic night with you. If you're a romantic type guy, you'll know what to do, if not then just try to catch the mood. Girls like to do this kind of romantic stuff. Take it as a game. Lying under the night sky, watching stars and talking... it's not that bad. You can get closer to the girl. Don't expect to have sex, although it's not impossible. It mostly depends on the girl's personality, if you know her well, you might have a guess.
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Anonymous2006-05-15 16:57
>>3
Obviously he doesn't have much of a clue if he's asking.
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Anonymous2006-05-15 17:21
Hell I ask girls to do that. Both romance and hot seXx0rz are good.
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Anonymous2006-05-15 23:27
>>1
I can't imagine a situation in which a girl would ask you that and not want to have sex. If you do not have sex, or at least get close, you are the only one to blame... unless the bitch is as dumb as >>3
>>3
You are possibly the dumbest human being in the history of the world. >>1 Don't buy the crap that >>3 is trying to get you to believe. This is clearly an opportunity for sex... unless your girl is one of those dumb ass reserved bithces. In that case, you don't want her anyway.
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Anonymous2006-05-16 5:13
>>6
Hey, do you think that sex is the only thing you can do with a girl?
>>7
GET OVER IT! All living beings were meant to reproduce. Humans reproduce through sex with the opposite gender. If you think otherwise, you fail at life, and the living world has no use of you anymore.
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Anonymous2006-05-16 7:25
>>9
he didnt even say sex is bad or anything, he just hinted that theres more you can do with a girl than just sex
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Anonymous2006-05-16 7:30
>>10
Not really, they are made for sex. It's the way of nature.
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Anonymous2006-05-16 10:42
There is more to girls than sex. Theres the weeks of shit once they start taking everything you own just before they crush your heart.
'kin women.
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Anonymous2006-05-16 12:41
They are like a sex toy and a house maid all in one!
No, sex isn't the only thing you can do with a girl... however, sex is the only thing you should want to do with a girl.
Hmmmmm.... what else is there to do? You could go to the ice cream social, or have conversations about things.
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Anonymous2006-05-16 18:46
>>7
No, I don't think sex is the only thing you can do with a girl. I think sex is the only thing you can do with a girl at certain times. ie: when you are alone, not at work. Basically, when you are alone together in a non professional or family environment. If you think otherwise, you are an idiot.
Or you could talk about poetry and stimulate each other intellectually. lol. Yeah, sex is the only thing you can do with a woman unless you're a moron.
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Anonymous2006-05-16 22:56
This thread is great.
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Anonymous2006-05-23 7:00
Well, we made out, as expected. I held her in my arms, we talked and laughed. It felt pretty good. I always forget how good intimacy feels, until I'm there, in that moment, embracing her. I almost feel like crying right now, just thinking about it. Yeah, I'm a faggot.
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Anonymous2006-05-23 14:15
>>7
Yes, because they are usually too stupid to do anything else.
>>14
What else is there to do? Well, there's chit-chatting, gossiping, and then some chit-chatting and gossiping. Oh and going to a stupid place to dance, they like that just like your dog likes to be walked.
>>17
No, you're not a faggot. Save for the romantic scene, which is good for guys but I'm not sure if girls know what's romanticism so it's kinda like fucking a sex doll, you got to score, which is what counts.
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Anonymous2006-05-23 14:16
>>18
BTW, don't think I'm shallow. I'm actually not, but I came to admit all girls care for is looks and stupid things, so all you can do with them is to fuck their brains out, then proceed to go see your male friends for some serious chatter and hobbies.
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Anonymous2006-05-23 15:04
>>19
Well, it seems that girls really don't know what romanticism is. They always blabbing that "oh, I wish I had a romantic boy" and so, but there's NO GIRL who actually likes them.
For example:You try to take them on a walk in the park or somethink and YOU are the stupid, cos' "this isn't fun"
Romantic boys are always lonely.
And if you have a female friend you like to hang out with, don't even think about trying to pick her up. All you can get is a pain in the heart, I tell ya!
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Anonymous2006-05-23 15:17
>>17
GOOD!!!!!!!!!! You are not a faggot. I am >>15 , and I am proud of you. Making out is just fine. I thought from the first post that you were just going to literally star gaze and not do anything sexual at all and I thought that was retarded. But yeah, making out is awesome, and it is good that you can get such great pleasure from it. Personally, I often times enjoy making out more than sex.
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Anonymous2006-05-23 16:58
>>17
i agree with what >>21 said, but i do think your a bit of a fag for nearly crying when thinking about it, just because of the lameness of that.
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Anonymous2006-05-23 18:10
>>20 Well, it seems that girls really don't know what romanticism is. They always blabbing that "oh, I wish I had a romantic boy" and so, but there's NO GIRL who actually likes them.
Man, this is so fucking true I almost came as I was reading it. Fucking goddamn best thing I've read in a month.
"this isn't fun"
You, sir, have demonstrated a vast knowledge of this area. Indeed, girls' idea of fun is so nauseating it can't be put into words.
And if you have a female friend you like to hang out with, don't even think about trying to pick her up. All you can get is a pain in the heart, I tell ya!
You've earnt my deepest respect. From now on, every time I think of the word truth, Anonymous #20 in the Star Gazing thread will come to my mind.
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Anonymous2006-05-23 19:44
>>23
I just stated my viewpoint. Thanx for your respect!
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Anonymous2006-05-24 15:42
>> there's NO GIRL who actually likes them.
They're all fat losers. Trust me, I know.
>> Romantic boys are always lonely.
See above.
All good looking guys and girls milk it for all it's worth or are already married/involved.
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Anonymous2006-05-24 17:00
>>25 They're all fat losers. Trust me, I know.
Lies. The best guys I know are alone. They aren't fat or disgusting, and they have a sense of humour and know how to have fun, as well as how to love. Because of this, they couldn't find a girl for them. Girls need a stupid crackpot gang who knows nothing but how to punch, how to beat their girlfriends, how to dance, and how to get trashed with drugs, because that's fun and love for them. Girls are so pathetic; I had a better idea of love at 13 than they do at 25.
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Anonymous2006-05-24 17:42
>>25
Yes, girls are like toilets: they either taken or full of shit.
>>26 "Girls are so pathetic;"
Agree! They cry that they are just used by their boyfriends but they only want that type of guys. Girls tend to only like dickheads. There aren't any "normal" girls nowadays. :(
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Anonymous2006-05-24 23:35
>>25 is absoloutely right.
Its because men who come prepackaged and ready-to-date are no fun for girls. No, they need a drugged out loser that they can "make" into a boyfriend.
"I had a better idea of love at 13 than they do at 25."
- HELL YES so true.
At 13 i was idealistic to beleive love existed. Honestly, its just lust and women are baby-making machines.
Mental stiulation? Thats what books and other intelligent men are for.
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Anonymous2006-05-25 9:26
Age becuase this thread is full of truth and win, yet at the same time it's sad men don't have natural partners who are equally as intelligent.
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Anonymous2006-05-25 12:19
age for the thread
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Anonymous2006-05-25 12:31
>>25
So I'm a fat loser, so what? I have a girlfriend. Some girls go for that romantic shit - just if you really care for her, keep at it. Worked for me.
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Anonymous2006-05-27 9:39
>>31 Some girls go for that romantic shit
You sure they're not men in disguise? When I was a kid I thought girls were in for romance and all that. With time, I came to realize girls don't even know waht romance is. In fact, they are like "dude thats not fun lets go dancing lolol". That's actually the smartest line I could hear from a girl, most are even stupider.
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Anonymous2006-05-27 16:13
"dude thats not fun lets go dancing lolol"
I hate hearing shit like that! It's like every girl in college talks about that and nothing else.
>>31
So you scored a girl that isn't all shallow. Darn, one less for me now >:[ I swear they all lose their hopes and dreams of romance when the first cute guy they see asks them out, tells her "I love you," takes her virginity and then dumps her right after. He then proceeds to call her a whore and watches her cry and beg to take her back because she says "It's my fault, I'll take the blame! I still love you!"
Come on guys, how many times have we seen this happen, right?
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Anonymous2006-05-27 17:20
>>33
Men are equally shallow. Maybe it's just everyone on 4chan that's not shallow? Maybe we're all the perfect male specimen.
The world is shallow, humans are dull minded twits. It will all burn in holy hell-fire when I attain the throne. This world will burn, and be cleansed. I will attain the power of god here in earth through a intricate series of political moves.
This world will burn, and those who surive will re-forge the world into a eutopia I imagine. If in a thousand years history repeats, then once again shall the world burn.