Shoplifting

hey ppl, do you shoplift? It's so darn easy, that even thou i can afford to buy stuff, i sometimes just carry it out without paying. As long as you pay for something else, you can get away with taking anything out in your pockets. discuss.

Excuse me sir, you must be lost. This isn't niggerchan.org

No. I'm not a thief.

I'd like to shoplift but I'm too scared of getting caught.

I am not a filthy nigra thief!

I think it's funny that more women shoplift than men.

How do you lift a shop?

>>7
With manliness

>>6
>>7
>>8
PARADOX?!

>>9
no traps.

I don't appreciate things I've shoplifted.

HOW DO I...
HOW DO I,
how do i

how do i lift shop

You go inside and put an item in your inventory.  You'll hear someone say "GUARDS! HELP!" and then you run out the door, in to the woods, and wait until you are sure no one is pursuing.  Try not to visit the town again.

>>13
BUT MY FACTION! scowls at you, ready to attack :(

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>>1
Kleptomaniac!

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy