DRIVING ROFL

Interesting thing happened to me today, /b/. While trying to get out of the school parking lot (which is hard and frustrating consider there is only one road out of it and it has a huge speed bump in front of it). I did what I usually do and assert myself into the line out of school (which usually means when the cars move forward, I squeeze myself into the space left by the other car. It's usually a small space.) Most people are considerate enough to let me take the place.

Not today though.

Some guy in a large truck kept trying to close me off, which by the time I got up there. either meant letting me have the space in front of him or a car crash. So, he stops abruptly, gets out of his car, approaches my car (which is a beat up Ford Tempo) kicks it, attempts to open my locked door, and hits the window with an open palm and says "IF YOU EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN." I just grinned and he stormed off back to his truck.

I pondered this for a while. The guy has a nice, shiny, huge truck, a good looking girlfriend (sitting shotgun in his truck), and looks like he's doing pretty well for himself. I have no one, I'm ashamed of myself daily, and a car that I bought for $1,000 that I wouldn't care if somebody jumped on. I get cut off abruptly rather frequently by other people. He looks like he has a lot more to be happy for than I do.

So why is it that it's him that's getting so hot-headed about things like that, and not me?

amerikans

he can afford nice things, ejaculate on or in a girl, release anger with confidence, which is why he lives a normal dumb-ass life. he'll punch someone before he goes on 4chan to vent or question frustrations. unlike many of us who bottle things in, collect knives and hate, masterbate and rape, drive $1000 cars or skateboards, think deeper about things, call others fags and whores with good reasons(never mentioned). we live quiet and unnoticed, plot and imagine murder, play video games, listen to good music, and eventually build meaningful relationships.

but he's the one getting hot-headed. he has it all and a small penis. large fists and a small penis. huge truck and a small penis. good looking girl who he hardly pleases. in a rush to get nowhere fast. 

i think a lot of being hot headed has to do with genetics and stuff.

I'll tell you a cool story that happened to me though.

I was driving home from work one day, and I pulled in front of this bus, causing him to have to slow down on the highway to make room for me.  I'll admit it was kind of a bad thing to do... but whatever.

so I'm now in the left lane on a two lane highway.  (this story takes place in america, by the way).  the bus driver then passes me on the right, gets in the left lane in front of me, and puts on his breaks.  I have to slam on my breaks to avoid hitting him.  he then immedietly gets back in the right lane and takes the next exit.

when I saw him going back into the right lane, I realized that he had to go out of his way to get in the left lane and break, just to screw me over.  (practically getting into an accident himself, and practically missing his exit.)

as he is pulling off the highway, I glance over at the bus driver's window, and see a puerto rican guy, looking me straight back in the eye, with the look that just says, "yeah? now what?"

I wasn't sure what to think :/

>>4
the messed up thing about that is if you hit him or any asshole from behind its considered your fault, something about following too closely or some bullshit like that. everybody wants bigger balls and to let others know whose balls are bigger. the girl in "wedding stufu" would rather have balls than wear a dress. what is this world coming to? balls! what does that have to do with anything? exactly. all so a puerto rican can stare us down while his bitch ass drives a bus. wah j00 duh no.

This thread is made of wisdom and lol.

>>4
That's why if you don't have tire spikes you should at least have front and back spikes. No more tailgaters or brake, um, slammers. They'd just be screwing their own cars if they try it :)

>>3

I actually met him after school and tried to intimidate me (as in talk threateningly and push me once). He failed hard while I told him to fuck off.

Really, though, if he punched me, I wouldn't have fought back. Not because I'm a pussy, but because he would have been a good show for about 3 of the security cameras outside near the parking lot where I park. Which means assualt for him if I don't  hit back, and they have a policy now where they will prosecute someone for that.

But obviously, if he was gonna punch me, he would have done it.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy