Strong economic growth
Best lifestyle in the world.
Lowest un employment rate in the world.
Australia Greatest nation on earth.
Glad i don't live in any of your sh*tty countries.
Australia will Dominate all that comes near her.
Best in the World at Football
Best in the world at Cricket
Best in the world at Rugby Union
Best in the world at Rugby League.
Even with the stoopid yankie sports we still tops.
Best in the world at Basketball
Best in the world at Baseball
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Anonymous2006-05-04 22:38
lol
Canada > *
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Anonymous2006-05-04 22:43
Worst fucking weather, (Fucking hot, never snows just rains, humidity oh god)
Worst fucking people (everyone is under the impression that AUS is better than everyone else)
Worst fucking future (No such thing as stable economic growth)
I live in Canberra, I've lived in sydney melbourne, countless small towns, belive me it's SHIT.
Don't come here.
I think Australia would kinda rock, if they didn't have their hideous censorship. Currently it sucks.
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Anonymous2006-05-05 7:36
All ex-cons and drunks.
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Anonymous2006-05-05 9:22
Yes. Australia is the next super country. Too bad you don't speak Japanese. Then it would be perfect. Yes. Perfect, I say, perfect!
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Anonymous2006-05-05 10:17
>>8
Australia sucks balls. Japan is awesome because they got awesome things like wierd porn and h-manga. Australia on the otherhand is just overgrown prison colony. Nothing good or famous has ever come out of it. Well, except Mad Max movies. They really rocked, but that's it.
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2006-05-05 10:46
>>9
Fuck you. Plenty of stuff came from Australia.
Penicillin came out of Australia. Without that, we'd all be dying aged 40 from the flu.
You know, it's a bit hard for you to criticise Australia without ever having been there.
That being said, we don't enjoy the best lifestyle in the world. I don't know if we have the lowest unemployment rate in the world, but we work longer hours than almost any other nation (barring Japan, funnily enough).
We're a country of fucking racist arseholes who like to start 'wog and leb bashing' days.
We're certainly NOT the best at basketball. This is besides the point, though, as sporting is pretty much... futile in the grand scheme of things. Bragging about sports on a fucking geek forum is asking for it anyway.
However, I can say that without a doubt, Australia is and will always be better than that fucking cesspool you call America.
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Anonymous2006-05-05 11:10
>>10
You have to admit you have hideous censorship and porn laws though. Sure not really important for average men, but important for geeks and perverts which is pretty much 95% on 4chan.
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Anonymous2006-05-05 12:16
Yes australia does suck ass. Your shitty politicians can't grasp technology so they have some weid bassackwards technology laws. go drink some more fosters you piece of human shit. gday mate.
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Anonymous2006-05-05 13:24
JAPPA JAPPA JAPPA
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Anonymous2006-05-05 13:36
>>12
Seconded. I lived there for a year. It was so depressing, I almost killed myself.
The most accurate description of australia that I've heard is "It's Arkansas, with a beach."
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Anonymous2006-05-05 23:46
Oz really is white trash heaven!
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Anonymous2006-05-06 0:01
Australia is synonymous to racism
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Anonymous2006-05-06 1:55
Only nerds without a life hate Australia 'cause they spend all day inside and have no friends.
The rest of us normal people love Australia and it's lifestyle.
australia sucks i know from personal experience.
fucking bunch of retards here.
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Anonymous2006-05-06 6:42
>>19
Aussie accent is horrible and definetly not correct English by any means.
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Anonymous2006-05-06 8:47
>>22
It's 'definitely'.
This Aussie corrected you.
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Anonymous2006-05-06 8:52
They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website, and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials.
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees (USA)
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: No, WE don't stink.
Aus will be the new US when the US fucks up royally with it's over dictatorial foreign policy
Aus is ne of the most self-sufficient nations - which will be its key strategic Ace in the future. something like 60% of all resources being produced internally
You also have a fuck load of outback to create the worlds biggest solar power plant
The problem with Australia is those stupid aboriginals. Not only they are nasty, but they fag up the country, and they are responsible for Australia turning into the big dessert it is, because it used to have a huge lake in the middle and be full of exotic life and jungle like Papua New Guinea. Aboriginals proved they can screw things up even more than niggers and whites together. I'd stuff their blowpipes up their asses and shoot.
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Anonymous2006-05-07 4:33
>>25
That must explain the 2 hour difference in posting.
>>1
As much as Australia is great, most of your facts are sadly quite wrong. Unless of course it was supposed to be a forced rhyme. You got the lifestyle and cricket bit right.
Good, paternalistic, flexible economic system..not strong economic growth. Whiny nerds die in our sun.
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