I finally figured out the secret to women

I was in the shower today, and it finally hit me. I've been going about this all wrong. My attitude towards women, the way I treat them, the way I go about hitting on them, everything.

What people were all saying was right. Nice guys don't win. Self confidence is all that matters. I finally realized, there probably isn't a single woman in history who ever picked a guy for the reason "well, he was nicer to me than all the other guys." That's not how women think.

So how are you supposed to go about it? I think the key of course is self confidence, but if you're not really confident, what is the best way to fake it?

That's when I had an epiphany and I think the answer is, just act as if they rejecting you will be a bigger loss for them than it is for you. And the key to accomplishing this is:

NEVER GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO DO ANYTHING NICE FOR WOMEN. NEVER.

Women expect men to be insensitive, lazy pigs. If you're going out of your way to be nice to her, that is a clear sign of desperation and that you are trying "earn" her affection.
NEVER LET A WOMAN KNOW THAT YOU ARE BEING NICE TO EARN HER AFFECTION.

So the thing to do is to be a "normal" man. That is, you are occasionally nice to a woman because you have no other choice(ie it's her birthday, it's your anniversary, etc), not because you want to.

So what do you guys think? Am I right in all of this?

man love make me sick! I only like woman love.

=/ How come b-tards go for the shallow, idiotic womyn
I'm a rather nice guy, a genuine one, and I found an amazing womyn who is my everything, its been almost a year since we've been dating.

>>31

"It is assumed..." I didn't say by me. Also, the majoriy of these responses, ie.
>>39
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>>8
Do not support your view. Unless it is "I'm caring and understanding, you dumb cunt!"

I think it is funny that most of the posters here obviously want sex with women, but hate them anyways. If you look at something as broad as all women or all men, you'll find plenty of terrible human beings. That's why you narrow it down. Pick your preference out of the crowd. We could be having this discussion on any website that has forums. But we're going to 4chan because we want to, because we like anonymous discussions at sites like this one. Not just because its <i>a website</i>. We naturally categorize things by function, preference, etc. You can do the same with people. Then stay away from people you don't like. Problem fucking solved. If your only criterion is "has vagina", then you'll meet a lot of people who annoy the fuck out of you. IT CAN'T BE MORE OBVIOUS THAN THAT.

>>36
Of course there are assholes - the ones girls like to fuck. But I'm seeing a large number of guys alone because they are intelligent and kind, and don't like to rape girls.

As for girls who are really victims of gangs, 99% of them are to blame. They go cry on your shoulder because Paul treated them like dirt and complain that men are assholes, but then they go lay the first shit they see in the street and would never even think of dating one of the millions of good guys alone out there. They are to blame because they go for the shitty jerks they think kewl and funny, while they completely ignore, or rather, use and take advantage of the guys that would make them feel like princesses.

>>39
You're missing the chapter where you treat them like shit and beat them for nothing. This gets you loads of pussy.

>>42

She is cheating on you.

>>45
And she a guy, liek, amirite?! lololololololpoop

Women look out, the emo boys of the world are going to start cutting you intead of themselves! If you see and angry guy wearing clothing that was never cool ever listening to dashboard confessional, RUN!! because he's about to rape you because his last girlfriend dumped him for being too whiny and he's done taking this shit!!!!111

>>46
Affirmative

wow congratualtions.  It took you this fucking long to figure out when women say they want a "nice guy" what they are really saying is that want a complete ass hole who treats them like shit.  you truly deserve some sort of award

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>>38

Good job reading the name, look at my other one man. >>32 I never use Anonymous.

All I am saying is that I quickly noticed this turning into a "Man women suck" thread, and everyone knows where that goes. "Yeah I fucking hate women." "yeah, YEAH!" and then afterwards someone goes gay.
>>44
Exactly, that is what we need to be talking about, not just "Oh they suck and are stupid." but "I saw this girl who was just beat by her boyfriend and then she went back to him, whata dumb bitch."

Women are complex beings. Some are shallow, not all, and some are kind and caring, not all. Generalzations will get us no where, but realization of the simple fact that some people get screwed while assholes prosper will set us free.

But yeah, most of them can be really fucking ridiculous.

Wow, none of you have ever had a wife or girlfriend, right? In fact, I'll just assume that none of you has even interacted with a girl that isn't a hooker you paid to make yourself feel better, or that hot girl in school that won't go out with you, boo hoo poor little ol' you.
Men, women, homosexual, heterosexual, your mom, who the fuck cares? Go out and find someone who loves you so you all finally stop being a bunch of anal retentive bible-thumping whores.

bible-thumping whores !!!

where? so i can stick it up the pooper

>>47
Yes, because clothing is so important to determine a person's worth and intentions. Wait. Are you a girl?

>>51
Women are complex beings.
"complex" is not the word I had in mind.

Some are shallow
I need to check on my dictionary if "some" is correct when you mean 99%.

some are kind and caring
Don't confuse kindness with skankyness.

Generalzations will get us no where
I already said 99%, not 100%. The good ones are either hidden somewhere I won't meet them, or taken by fucking lucky guys. I wish them luck though, glad to know somebody made it; I'm not a bitch like women who ruin their friends' relationships out of envy. Gaaa fucking women, how I hate them, yet I need pussy, can't help it :( .

「ねえお母さん、ここってどうなってるの？」
娘が小学校で性器について習ってきたらしい。

よし、と私は決心した。
百聞は一見にしかず、娘を私の前に座らせ、私の性器を見せて説明することにした。

「これが大陰唇、麻衣ちゃんのはまだお母さんみたいに性毛が生えてないかもしれないけど、あと何年かしたら生えてくるかな。
生え始める時期も性毛の濃さも人によって違うけど、決して恥ずかしいことではないの。
その内側にあるこれが小陰唇、ここも人によって色も形もバラバラなの。
色が濃いとか、形が変だとかで、自分のはおかしいんじゃないかって悩む人も多いけど、全然おかしなことじゃないのよ。
この小陰唇の上のほうにあるこのぽちっとしたのがクリトリス。ここも人によって違うの。
大きい人も小さい人もいるし、お母さんみたいに普段この陰核包皮っていう皮に隠れてる人もいれば、いつも包皮から出てる人もいるの。
じゃ次は小陰唇を開いてみよう。ここには穴が二つあるの。
この上の小さな穴が尿道口っていって、おしっこの出るところ。
下のこの穴が膣口っていって、ヴァギナの入口なの。赤ちゃんはここから生まれてくるの。麻衣ちゃんもここから出てきたのよ。
ここに男の人のペニスを入れて、ペニスから出てくる精子と、ここのずっと奥にある卵子が一緒になって、赤ちゃんができるの。」

その時、私の体にある変化が現れた。
「あ、何か白いものが出てきた」
多くの大人はこういう時ごまかしてしまうかもしれないが、私はむしろこれをチャンスだと思い、自分の生理現象を包み隠さず説明した。
「これは膣分泌液っていって、気持ちよくなるとヴァギナの壁から出てくるの。
これはペニスをスムーズに受け入れられるようにするために、とっても大事なものなの。」
娘は初めて見る女性の体の部分に興味津々で、その後も次から次へと質疑応答が続いた。

大人たちの中には、私の行動に眉を潜める人もいるかもしれない。
けれども性をタブー視したり、ごまかしたりすることは、結局子どもが間違った性の情報に翻弄されることに繋がるのだ。
正しい性の知識を身につけさせることは、子どもを守ることにもなるのだ。

>>56
I cannot understand what you've said

時陰唇性毛の濃て違うけど、決して恥ずかしいことではないの。
その内側、こにあるこれが小陰唇も人によって色も形もバラ。さも人によっ。

this thread fails, ill be myself, ill be nice, because thats who i am, i wont lower myself to act like an over confident asshole just to get laid, thats false as hell and doesnt interest me, if a girl wants to tell me to gtfo and sleep with a hundred guys who are assholes, well, shes not good enough for me.

>>55

The emo fag is still mad! "I can't find a nice girl  WAAAAHHHH ALLWOMENSUCKWAAAAAHHHH" *CUTCUTCUT*

I seriously gotta wonder what a girl would say if she read this thread.

"I am not shallow! I don't like assholes... I just... somehow always end up with them! It's not my fault, it's theirs!!!" Like ZOMG have you ever TRIED to go out with a nice guy? Or did you just go to the bar and pick up whatever good looking guy with a nice car you could find?

>>59
I'm not telling you to be an asshole, I'm just telling you you need to be an asshole if you want to get laid. I find it honourable that you will not be an asshole for a woman.

Me? The only thing I care for is myself. I'll be whatever I need to be happier, and I seem to be happier from being moderately good for others; I'd say 75% good. If this means I'm not laying a skank, that's ok.

>>60
I'm >55, and I lol'd. Plus I read my post and I think I overdid the last paragraph, didn't I? Well, it proved fun, so it's alright.

>>61
Truth. She'd say she has the worst luck with guys, and that guys are assholes and treat them badly. Then she'll go lying that what she cares for is love. Fucking bitch, I already hate her.

>>61
Hiya, my thoughts on this thread are:  "Lol internet and lol angry men" and "I've never had a boyfriend or tried to look for one so I dunno about that"

I know the secret to women, and I know how to manipulate them because of it.  But it is still a secret.

>>63
Angry nice men? Or are all men in this thread assholes as well?
And if you've never had a boyfriend... holy crackmonkies, you must be like 12 years old. Or a lesbian.

>>65
I'm an angry used-to-be-nice men. I got angry through being nice. You can thank women for that, these ungrateful manipulative whores. Now I'm no longer that nice, but I'm not an asshole either, I only care for myself and if I'm not ever getting another girlfriend well so be it, women can kiss my ass the shallow bitches. My right hand is far deeper and a better talker.

>>65
I agree with the second line.

>>65
Aaaaaaaw, deep down inside... you all have feelings and are nice and just want someone to truely love you back?!  Oh man that was corny.
OH SHI-- Yes, I'm underage (lololo not telling my age) so that may affect my feelings for eeeeh... love I guess.  And I've never had a girlfriend either.  I think I'm asexual.

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