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hay British b/tards

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-02 6:20


I was recently in Scotland to visit some relatives, and it occured to me how similar the scotish are to American rednecks; it's not even funny.

They even love Nascar

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-02 6:29

GTFO pommy scum

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-02 6:30

I've never been to Scotland, is Trainspotting an accurate depiction of it?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-02 6:34

>>2
hey I wasn't dissing it
it just the similarity is striking honestly
both have trailer parks everywhere, people walk around half naked in supermarkets, lots of big mean looking tatooed guys and white-trash sluts

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-02 10:22

>>3
yeah seriously, my mental image of scotland is of ewan mcgregor and ewan bremner types sauntering about in tight jeans.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-02 10:38

I am pretty sure rednecks came from around Scotland/Ireland.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-02 12:01

>>1-6
Same person.

I can tell from some of the names, and having seem quite a few people in my time.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-02 20:27

Isn't Alan Cumming scottish?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-02 20:32

All ukers are gay

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-02 20:44

As far as I know "spelt" is an older form of the
p.p. of spell that is still common in British English.
Is your dictionary really so poor that it omits
this information?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-03 6:43

>>9

NO UR GAY

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-03 11:39

>>3
Yes, Trainspotting is a fairly accurate depiction of Scotland, although perhaps a little kind.  Every Pub toilet has a heroin addict swimming in it, and you get glassed in the face for just leaving your house.  It's probably the only country in the world where a string vest is considered a fashion statement for men.  Please visit sometime soon......

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-03 16:02

>>9
Not quite. The rule is take it up the ass and you're not gay, but give it and you are.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-03 16:15

>>13
Still not true - 'take it up the ass and you're not gay' only applies if you're in prison and don't have a choice in the matter - otherwise GAY.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-03 17:16

>>14
In Scotland you are faced with the choice of broken glass in your face or cock in your ass ! There is only so many times one can embed broken glass in your face, which is less than one take cock in one's ass

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-03 17:29

I heard it always rains in the uk. Is this true?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-03 17:49

>>16

Yes - well, nearly.  It stopped once back when I was a child, but I think that had something to do with the radiation cloud from Chernobyl passing overhead.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-04 1:58

>>17
hello chap ;3

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