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Japanese is a sexual language

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 3:55

Every word in Japanese sounds sexual.  Even everyday words sound like they could describe a body part, body function, body liquid, or sound.  By speaking, Japanese gives a subconscious relation to sexual activity that incites sexual thought even in normal conversation.  American words sound plain and conservative by comparison. 

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 3:58

... Latin, French, and Italian have more of a sexual vibe to them. To me, the japanese language is full of intensity and holds my attention more easily than english.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 3:59

Japanese is one of the worst sounding languages, moron.

It's almost as bad as arabic.

Spanish, Italian & French > *

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 5:20 (sage)

>>1
i disagree. there's nothing remotely sensual about spoken japanese. i don't know about you but ENGRISHU accents are not particularly hot.

but spoken french in a nice voice? i could get off to that!

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 7:16

VIP KARA KIMASUTA, NOW THAT SOUNDS SEXUAL

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 15:23

>>2
E Pluribus Unum

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 15:29

It seems the japanese word for "the best" sounds a lot like the english word "psycho". And the jap word for "run/escape" sounds like "negro".

I imagine it leads to some awkward conversations. 

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 1:44

>>3
French, BWAHHAHAHAH.
Fuck you. The other two are okay.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 3:51

変体…

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 3:52

>>8


people who hate french are obnoxious bogans

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 4:19

>>10
Die, Frenchman.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 4:23 (sage)

japanese sounds like a string of bad spanish with vowels attached to all the words mixed in with a retard's attempt at saying english words like "hot-plate"

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 4:54

>>11
I'M NOT FRENCH.. I'M AUSTRALIAN! GET IT RIGHT, JERKASS.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 4:59

>>13
Even worse... All Australians I've met have had huge egos. Yes. I'm talking about every single one I've ever met.

Name: a diplomat 2006-04-23 5:32

>>14
ok, well - how does my defense of another (extremely unrelated and non australian) country have anything to do with my ego?

anyway, there are egoists in all countries. i'm sorry the ones you've experienced have been unpleasant!

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 10:34

>>Every word in Japanese sounds sexual.  Even everyday words sound like they could describe a body part, body function, body liquid, or sound.

Isn't that all Japs talk about?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 12:35

>>16
uh, no
most of my friends wouldn't even talk about sex unless they were drunk.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 12:45

>>17
Your friends are either frigid bithces or they don't want to talk about it around the gaijin, amirite?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 14:22

Every word in Japanese reminds me of the word NAKED.

Name: sage 2006-04-23 20:31

>>3
Spanish sounds no more sophisticated than caveman grunting. 

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 21:19

Spanish is a lazy language.  If it didn't take so many syllables to say simple things then people wouldn't get so tired from speaking it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-25 22:26


>>20
caveman grunting is pretty much the language of sex...

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-25 22:29


>>20
caveman grunting is pretty much the language of sex...

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-11 11:22

The most romantic language is esperanto.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-11 14:18

>>24
The fuck? Esperanto? That shit is not the most romantic language. It just doesn't flow naturally and sounds forced as hell. It may be based on the romantic languages, but it's FAR from romantic sounding.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-11 14:28

FORCE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-11 15:43

>>25
0/10

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-11 19:19

>>2
Have you heard actual, normal, every day Japanese?

They fucking pause nearly at every syllable, like they're making up their mind in the middle of the sentence about what to say next. So annoying.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-11 19:36

japanese sounds like your trying to shit and talk at the same time. thats why the women don't talk.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-11 19:43

my g.f. speaks english and woleaian. some of woleaian is based off of some japanese words mixed with a few other languages but to me sounds like poetry

Name: RedCream 2011-05-11 21:20

>>28
They are pausing to think of more lies to tell.  The inscrutable Asians, and all that.

Name: Sgt.Kabu䊡kiman픰⣑ 2012-05-26 18:24

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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