Japanese is a sexual language

Every word in Japanese sounds sexual.  Even everyday words sound like they could describe a body part, body function, body liquid, or sound.  By speaking, Japanese gives a subconscious relation to sexual activity that incites sexual thought even in normal conversation.  American words sound plain and conservative by comparison. 

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Have you heard actual, normal, every day Japanese?

They fucking pause nearly at every syllable, like they're making up their mind in the middle of the sentence about what to say next. So annoying.