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Name: Anonymous 2006-04-14 5:26

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-14 5:26

Top Ten signs that a redneck has been working on your computer

10. The monitor is up on blocks.

9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

8. The six front keys have rotted out.

7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them.

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

5. The password is "Huntin".

4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.

3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter"

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-14 6:13

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

    * a half-gallon of 2% milk
    * a carton of eggs
    * a quart of orange juice
    * a head of romaine lettuce
    * a 2 lb. can of coffee
    * a 1 lb. package of bacon

As she was unloading her items onto the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her was watching.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped of the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on Earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cuz you're ugly"

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-14 6:15

I had this conversation recently with a lady who swore she had been using computers since forever.

Tech Support: "All right. Now click 'OK'."
Customer: "Click 'OK'?"
Tech Support: "Yes, click 'OK'."
Customer: "Click 'OK'?"
Tech Support: "That's right. Click 'OK'."
Customer: "So I click 'OK', right?"
Tech Support: "Right. Click 'OK'."

Pause.

Customer: "I clicked 'Cancel'."
Tech Support: "YOU CLICKED 'CANCEL'???"
Customer: "That's what I was supposed to do, right?"
Tech Support: "No, you were supposed to click 'OK'."
Customer: "I thought you said to click 'Cancel'."
Tech Support: "NO. I said to click 'OK'."
Customer: "Oh."
Tech Support: "Now we have to start over."
Customer: "Why?"
Tech Support: "Because you clicked 'Cancel'."
Customer: "Wasn't I supposed to click 'Cancel'?"
Tech Support: "No. Forget that. Let's start from the top."
Customer: "Ok."

I spent the next fifteen minutes re-constructing the carefully crafted setup for this lady's unique computer.

Tech Support: "All right. Now, are you ready to click 'OK'?"
Customer: "Yes."
Tech Support: "Great. Now click 'OK'."

Pause.

Customer: "I clicked 'Cancel'."

And people wonder why my mouse pad has a target on it labeled "BANG HEAD HERE."

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-14 6:40

>>3
lawl

Name: Name 2006-04-14 9:09 (sage)

lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-17 9:28

>>4
why the fguck idd she click cancel? again?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-17 12:26

>>7

she was ur mom

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-17 19:12

>>3

hey i read that on ebaums!

Name: Sgt.Kabukiman政謒 2012-05-26 17:55

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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1 Name: Anonymous 2006-04-14 5:26

2 Name: Anonymous 2006-04-14 5:26

3 Name: Anonymous 2006-04-14 6:13

4 Name: Anonymous 2006-04-14 6:15

5 Name: Anonymous 2006-04-14 6:40

6 Name: Name 2006-04-14 9:09 (sage)

7 Name: Anonymous 2006-04-17 9:28

8 Name: Anonymous 2006-04-17 12:26

9 Name: Anonymous 2006-04-17 19:12

10 Name: Sgt.Kabukiman政謒 2012-05-26 17:55

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-14 5:26

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-14 5:26

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-14 6:13

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-14 6:15

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-14 6:40

Name: Name 2006-04-14 9:09 (sage)

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-17 9:28

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-17 12:26

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-17 19:12

Name: Sgt.Kabukiman政謒 2012-05-26 17:55