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Tips on getting laid. (lol 4chan)

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-14 1:00

My 20th birthday is coming up and I've decided that I want to lose my virginity before then. I'm pretty decent looking, I've had few girls tell me I'm sexy. But I'm not really a party kind of guy, and I'm kind of shy, which greatly hinders my ability to get laid. What tips can you give me to help me on my way?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-21 20:11 (sage)

>>35
masturbation is better than sex, but in ideal an individual who is free of it is overall a better minded one. However, as a tool to avoid that which involves having to deal with people (who are retarded, remember) it is invaluable.

Sorry >>36 but sex is not live. You keep trying will succumbing to it, I'm sure you'll get far, oh and you totally are since you obviously think you have it more together than myself, but however this is not the case. Good luck with the breeding. Yes it has a power, a power to warrant huge disgust from me, which is all it should do. It is the only way it can be used. It needs to be obsessively shunned just as much if not more so than it is so obsessively chased by all of you.

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