Roommate "Problems"

My roommate and his girlfriend (who also happens to be a friend of mine) have spent the past two months spending every waking moment together (well, when he's not at work and she's not in class).  It wouldn't be so bad, except they can't keep their hands off each other.  It's as if our living room has turned into a set for a soft-core porno (and it's my sofa, BTW).  I don't really care what other people do behind closed doors, but I'm sick of feeling confined to my room because I'm afraid of walking out there and interrupting something.  I pay to live here, too.  But, since they're both my friends, I don't really want to cause any problems.  What should I do?

>>1
Tell them that ou don't feel comfortable when they do that all the time.  And that it's hard to live that way, since they're your friends they should understand.  Offer to spend less time in the room but when you're there their antics are no-go.

Don't they have, like, a bedroom or something?

>>1

Start walking in on them and they'll eventually stop.

>>1
join the fun

why dont you just tell them

Set up a video camera.

/b/ will be quite pleased to have pictures. Or do one better, make your own porno site and make money off them.

STICK IT IN HER POOPER

Just go to the living room whenever you want. If you catch them doing something naughty ask if you can watch because that's your sexual fetish. They'll be creeped out and stay out of the living room.

>>10 great idea. i'll do that next time. btw, i'm not >>1

>>10
Before you do something like this, set up some cameras and record everything! ...And then you should torrent it.

>>12 Great Idea, i'll do that next time, btw, i never read >>1 what this all about again ?

Make sure she's +18 though!  You don't wanna end up like that teen that was sentenced to 2.3k years in prison do you?  Check out World News for the article.

>>14
That's why you use teh intarweb.

"All models on this site are 18 years of age." It's funny when they forget to say, "or older."

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