I am a loser

How do I stop being such a loser? I am ugly, untalented, uninteresting and have no personality. I cannot make smalltalk. I am greedy and selfish. My only somewhat redeeming qualities are my slighlty above average intelligence and my ability to hold a scientific/philosophical conversation. I have no friends, my family has forsaken me. I am pathetic, any friends I have ever had I have driven away. I may or may not be over exagerrating, but it sure as hell feels good to destroy myself through words. I didn't realise how cathartic this was until i finished. Is it to late for me? Help me 4chan.

>>1 I am greedy and selfish.

That's not a bad thing!

>>1 I am ugly

Who the fuck cares?

>>1 untalented, uninteresting and have no personality.

Says who?

>> My only somewhat redeeming qualities are my slighlty above average intelligence and my ability to hold a scientific/philosophical conversation.

How do you know you have above average intelligence?  You can talk philosophy, but that doesn't get people much.  I know people like you because I used to be like you... and I know that there are a lot of things that come naturally to other people, but those things do not come naturally to you.  So who is to say you are smarter than them just because you are good at (pointless) "philosophy" and they are good at everything else?

Anyway, what it comes down to is your perception of yourself.  If you think you are a loser, then you will feel like a loser, and if you feel like a loser, then dammit.... you are a loser even if the entire world tells you that you are not.  The power is your hands!!  Use the power, my son.  You don't have to tell yourself that you are pathetic and shit.  You must find a way to be happy with who you are.