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Strong Christian Values thread

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-07 23:33

I am a firm believer that negros and homosexuals are not allowed into the kingdom of heaven.

And therefor they choose eternal damnation!

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-07 23:37

well go join hitler and commit suicide because the only way u will avoid "negros" and homosexuals is going to hell

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-08 9:53

>>1
jerks arent allowed in heaven either you know.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-08 18:16

People who are excluded from Heaven:

Those who judge others
Bigots
Jews
Anti-semites
Racists
The rich
People with alternative belief systems
Mormons
Muslims
Buddhists
Hindus
Wiccans
Satanists
Agnostics
Atheists
Catholics
Republicans
Liberals
Gays
Lawyers
Tax collectors
Politicians
People who use the name God or Jesus in vain
People who swear
People who say "you're going to Hell!"

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-08 18:24

What about people who interpret the Bible in one way that differs from everyone else? 
TRANSUBSTANTIATION GET.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-08 18:38 (sage)

lol jesus fanbois

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-08 18:38

>>1

Jesus was from the Middle East.  zOMG!  You're not going to heaven either.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-08 18:42

>>7
But it wasn't Joseph's child, but God's, who made man in his own image.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-08 18:47

>>8

Sure, if you don't believe in biology...

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-08 18:47

I thought all humans are in his image...

(PS: ITs been proven that the gene that inhibits the meletonin in ones skin is a genetic defect... so whiteys a oopsies)

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-08 18:52

Mmm, sacrilicious...

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-08 21:40

Jews are the only men in God's image, the rest are subhuman monkeys.

Name: God 2006-04-08 22:55

Only hot 14-year-old chicks will be allowed into heaven.  The rest of you are fucked.  In the bad way.  I'm going to be fucked, too.  In the good way.  (That's what all the 14 year olds are for.) 

Oh, Gilbert Godfried is allowed up here, too.  I don't think he has a penis, so no competition there.  And also Bob Saget.  He's funny. 

But nobody from 4chan unless they post their boobs. 

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-08 23:21

>>10
It's called albinism, you fucktard. Whites are not albinos.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-08 23:35

(PS: ITs been proven that the gene that inhibits the meletonin in ones skin is a genetic defect... so whiteys a oopsies)

Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-09 0:55

People who fight over religion are going nowhere.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-09 1:45

With all the people who are going to go to hell, Hell is gonna be one helluva party.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-09 11:33

>>2


Actually hell is where all of the faggots go where they die.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-09 13:38

All the anti-gay parts of the Bible were written by people who never meet Jesus.

Name: Sgt.KabuDž丩kiman鼽톣 2012-05-26 17:33

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