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left handed fapping?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-02 13:04

is it wrong or is just some old tale about it fealing like someone else's hand?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-02 13:12

i'm left handed anyway, so i don't see the appeal.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-02 13:28

I fap with left hand, because I need right for my mouse. I'm right handed. Left handers are scary.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-02 13:39

>>3
Yeah, i mean, how the fuck can they see what they write? THEY CAN'T BECAUSE THEIR HANDS COVER IT. It's so fuckin retarded, everybody should simply become righthanded.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-02 13:44

>>4
we only do that so people can't cheat off us during tests.  when we're alone, we write right-to-left.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-02 16:13

They used to make left handers learn to write with their right hand. Sadly, it made them all much more powerful and ambidextrous. We learned out lesson, luckily

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-02 16:43

Hitler and Stalin were left handed. TRUE STORY.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-02 18:00

I do it to make it as strong as my right

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-02 18:06

>>8
Practise daily.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-02 18:06

Be a switch hitter

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-02 19:05

I'm right handed and I fap with the left.

DO I FAIL?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-02 19:34

>>6

too true

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-03 23:42

>>11
SAME HERE!!  I'm right handed and I fap with the left too.  I don't know why, but it feels natural.... fapping with the right hand feel very unnatural to me, and I pretty much can't get much pleasure from it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 0:09

You fail if you can't masturbate with your left, it means you can't adapt

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 0:15

>>14
What if I can't really fap with my right? Do I fail? D:

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 0:35

>>15

means ur a freak

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 1:57

>>14
LOL!!  What are you talking about?  Adapt?  Are you a borg?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 1:58

>>17

u will b assimilated

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 10:55

It feels like my hand (my left hand that is)

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 11:21

i use both hands at the same time

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 11:24

i don't use any hands

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 20:27

>>20
I fuck lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 20:51

left handeds r pedo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_handed

Left-handedness and sexual offences
Studies have shown that there is a correlation between committing sexual crimes against children and being left-handed. Cantor, et. al in their article Handedness in pedophilia and hebephilia (Archives of Sexual Behavior, August 2005, vol 34 n. 4, p447ff), based on a sample of 404 adult men under treatment for pedophilia or ephebophilia, found that:

Under phallometric testing, those more aroused by stimuli of depictions of prepubescent children were more left-handed, while those more aroused by adult stimuli were found to be more right handed
However, there was no observable relationship between left-handedness and the number of pre-pubertal victims (a previous study by some of the same authors found that left-handed pedophiles tended to have more child victims than right-handed ones)
Men who offended against prepubescent children were twice as likely to be left-handed than men whose offences were primarily against adults. Once men with incest offences are excluded, men who offend against prepubescent children were three times as likely to be left-handed as men who offended against adults.
It is unclear why this is so. One possibility is that pedophilia and sexual offending is caused by a neurological condition in the brain, a condition that could also lead to left-handedness.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 23:49

I use both hands when I fap

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-05 11:00

>>23
shit, I'm a left hander...

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-05 15:12

fapping gave me hairy hands... so it feels like a hairy vagina whenever i fap now.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-05 15:50

>>23
Damn you. No it can't be. I'm right handed pedo and definetly not want left hanfers to step on our turf

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-06 0:39

I'm left handed and fap with my right.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-06 16:51

I'm ambidextrous and I fap with my feet.

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Name: Anonymous 2012-05-26 16:13

>>30
Nigger.

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