4channer gets girlfriend

Well guys, it's finally happened. I now have a girlfriend. I'm so happy I could cry. later you fags I'll be off enjoying my happy life.

puppy luv

*Add delusional to the list of 4channers common affliction*

Is this an april fools joke?

SHe's a man!

lies

He's a woman!

Why girlfriend? Boys are better. Go awat and get a boyfriend you unfag.

I have 2 girlfriends.  Do I win?

>>9

I have 2 girlfriends and a boyfriend.  Do I win?

Does she go on the internet?

>>10
no just think of all the money you have to spend on gifts!

I have a boyfriend who fucks me hard in the ass and makes me dress like cute girl. Do I win?

It doesn't count if her last name is .jpg.

>>13
No, because you didn't include pics

I WANT A JAPANESE GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WATCH ANIME AND THE WOMEN FROM WHERE I LIVE SAY I'M A GODDAMN SUCKER AND JAPANESE CARTOONS ARE FOR KIDS. HA! THEY'RE JUST STUPID MORANS, I MEAN, THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THE ANIME INDUSTRY IS BIG AND MADE OF GENIUS DIRECTORS LIKE ANNO FROM EVANGELION, THE BEST ANIME EVER MADE, AND IT'S NOT FOR CHILDREN, THE TRUTH IT IS THEY ARE MADE FOR MEN WITH ADVANCED MIND LIKE ME.

WHEN I FIND A JAPANESE WIFE FOR ME SHE'LL UNDERSTAND ME BECAUSE SHE CAME FROM THE ANIME COUNTRY AND REALIZE I'M A GREAT MAN. WE'LL HAVE A LOT OF SEX AND I'LL HAVE SEX WITH HER MOTHER AND SISTER AND FRIENDS JUST LIKE THE DATING SIM I PLAY EVERYDAY.

THIS WOULD BE SO... SUGOI!

lol. he sounds like a... (complete the phrase)

... failure, because he likes Evangelion. Otherwise an average world4channeler.

>>16 lol i can't believe that i was like that before

now i'm totaly despised anime coz real women i met few month ago 10000 time hotter than the one in night shift nurses lololol.

ANIME = LOSER STUFF

>>16
>>19
Same person.

>>16
>>19
Time traveller.

Ok. So, you have a hand? That's no reason to leave.

>>1
Good for you.  Get that first one out of the way.  Get past your ideals of what having a girlfriend is like..... then have a blast of reality... that women are useless and good for nothing but sex.  Dump your girlfriend, then realize that fapping is pretty much just as good.  Then be PROUD to not have a girlfriend.  Get yourself a fuck friend if you feel like real sex.

>>19
People are actually like that???  Hmmmm, well I love anime... but I don't give a fuck if people think it's for kids... or if it is for kids.  Who cares?  I like it.  Fuck everyone.

not all anime is for kids, but most of it is!

your better off watching mixed martial arts or asian movies instead!

Taking all bets that the girlfriend is made up

Taking bets that the girlfriend is a trap.

>>24
I like anime that's of kids better.

Man I was just like that a couple of weeks ago, so god damn happy and joyous. Wouldn't you know we broke up last friday and I still got teh weepies...

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>>30
Nigger.

>>31
Tsk.

>>32
Nigger.