4channer gets girlfriend

Well guys, it's finally happened. I now have a girlfriend. I'm so happy I could cry. later you fags I'll be off enjoying my happy life.

I WANT A JAPANESE GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WATCH ANIME AND THE WOMEN FROM WHERE I LIVE SAY I'M A GODDAMN SUCKER AND JAPANESE CARTOONS ARE FOR KIDS. HA! THEY'RE JUST STUPID MORANS, I MEAN, THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THE ANIME INDUSTRY IS BIG AND MADE OF GENIUS DIRECTORS LIKE ANNO FROM EVANGELION, THE BEST ANIME EVER MADE, AND IT'S NOT FOR CHILDREN, THE TRUTH IT IS THEY ARE MADE FOR MEN WITH ADVANCED MIND LIKE ME.

WHEN I FIND A JAPANESE WIFE FOR ME SHE'LL UNDERSTAND ME BECAUSE SHE CAME FROM THE ANIME COUNTRY AND REALIZE I'M A GREAT MAN. WE'LL HAVE A LOT OF SEX AND I'LL HAVE SEX WITH HER MOTHER AND SISTER AND FRIENDS JUST LIKE THE DATING SIM I PLAY EVERYDAY.

THIS WOULD BE SO... SUGOI!