A little game for everyone

Pretend that Densha Otoko is posting on this board and asking for advice on how to change his look on not to look too much like an otaku.  What advice would you give him?

and what dating advice would you give him?

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This is the worst thread started since world4ch was created.

When I think of densha otoko I think of that japanese camera guy that gets used in alot of photochops in 2chan but like he's overzealous and motivated and uses the weight of his flabby arms and body weight blubber to overpower perverted aging japanese business men in the subways in hopes of a re-inactment of the game ICO for masterbatory purposes

>>1
GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FAT NERD

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>>5
Look who's talking

>>6
NO YOU YOU FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT HOW DARE YOU EVEN CONSIDER TALKING TO ME YOU ARE 1000 YEARS TO EARLY EVEN TO POST ON THE INTERNETS I WILL NOW PERSONALLY SEE TO IT THAT ONE OF MY SUBORDINATES DISPATCHES A GOATSE FORCE THAT WILL DEAL WITH YOU IN WAYS YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE IMAGINED EVEN IN YOUR WETTEST DREAMS OH MAN YOU WOULD WISH THAT THE ANIMAL LOVERS ON /B/ CAUGHT YOU AND MADE YOU LIVE FOR EVER IN AGONY

PEACE OUT DESU

Helo i am a densha otko and i was on the subway eating some fat food and looking at my loli yuri manga and then some girl was being harassed and so i turned to my sensais advise who once told me

Densha u must follow the path of the brave warrior, if a princess is ever in distress you must rescue her. Play ICO and learn how to court a lady. I understand you have no experience with women and you would be reluctant to play this game to simulate having contact with a real life female but in this game you are the hero no matter what for the helpless female. There will be a day IRL, a day soon, where you will have to harbor your knowledge as the Densha otoko to resue the aimless clueless helpless female from the evil person and you msut'nt fail.

And today was that day. I have rescued the female and she is currently in my basement. She keeps yelling, though I cannot hear her. I can only imagine it is cries of joy.

I have claimed a tea set from her possessions she was carrying as my first trophy.

For I am one, I am Densha Otoko!

>>7 nigga plz.

kbai desu.

Less copy pasta please

Less copy pasta please

>>8
real japanese man/boy, no doubt about it