Pretend that Densha Otoko is posting on this board and asking for advice on how to change his look on not to look too much like an otaku. What advice would you give him?
and what dating advice would you give him?
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Anonymous2006-03-27 20:34
Helo i am a densha otko and i was on the subway eating some fat food and looking at my loli yuri manga and then some girl was being harassed and so i turned to my sensais advise who once told me
Densha u must follow the path of the brave warrior, if a princess is ever in distress you must rescue her. Play ICO and learn how to court a lady. I understand you have no experience with women and you would be reluctant to play this game to simulate having contact with a real life female but in this game you are the hero no matter what for the helpless female. There will be a day IRL, a day soon, where you will have to harbor your knowledge as the Densha otoko to resue the aimless clueless helpless female from the evil person and you msut'nt fail.
And today was that day. I have rescued the female and she is currently in my basement. She keeps yelling, though I cannot hear her. I can only imagine it is cries of joy.
I have claimed a tea set from her possessions she was carrying as my first trophy.