The greatest fart you have done in public

talk about the greatest and biggest fart you blew in pbulic.

i think mine was in a mini put course, i was about to put the ball into the whole, then I let a loud one go, and some fat moms laughed in another course near us.

Best I ever did, was 2 years ago, just after I had eaten some pumpkin pie with lots and lots of nutmeg, which just happens to give me some fowl smelling farts.

I went to BestBuy with my brother to pick up a new video game, as I'm in the PS2 Aisle, and I let off the most painful fart ever, it just kept seeping out, and wouldn't stop. I instantly smell it, and I walk quickly to my brother and whisper "We need to get the FUCK out of here!"
As I'm saying this, he turns around and notices everyone in the aisle is staring at him with looks of pure disgust, while walking out at the speed of light.
Just then, the smell hits him, and he nearly falls on his knees ot vomit, seriously. We quickly run out, and stop at the front door, and look back. People are still scrambling out, and soon, no one is left in the aisles, not even workers. I was proud of myself, and my brother was sick of me. I had cleared out 4 aisles that were previously packed full of people. I almost cried. Almost.

Soon after, I was shitting out glass and blood.

win. GTFI

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