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I hate when I get into a fight in a dream and

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-24 4:10

I can't connect on punches. fucking under-water effect, I want to hurt people in my dreams.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-24 8:20

I'm able to walk through walls in my dreams, but I can't seem to land a solid punch either.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-24 8:43

I remember, once I was having a dream where my brother was pissing me off to no end. I dreamt I punched him with all my power... And I woke up with a loud noise and pain in the fist. I fucking punched my wall.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-24 9:34

i dreamt that something chased me on this beach and i find this hill thing with tons of trees, and i do a Gantz like jump it rocked

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-24 10:27

I've punched the madrass in my sleep several times.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-24 10:57

You need to learn to have lucid dreams.  Then, when you punch somebody, it has the opposite effect.  Instead of just bouncing off them, their heads explode, like Fist of the North Star style.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-24 21:12

I dreamt that samus shot me for no reason, so I try to punch her but she caught my fist in her arm cannon and shot me with a missle. It sucked.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-24 21:48

who the fuck is samus? some poster boy that waps love?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-24 21:51

Samus Aran fucking noob.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-24 22:01

ah

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-24 22:05

>>9
Nerd

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-24 22:06

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-24 22:11

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-25 7:45

I have never punched in a dream. i always have some crazy magical powers like Lyrical nanoha instead or something.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-25 7:55

Like >>14, I never really have to punch anything. I just cast Ring of fire lvl5.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-25 8:01

I think its something to do with the weight of the covers your using. It pushes down on your body so you cant move aswell as normal so it registers in you dream as immobility. I cant run in dreams either, i always end up walking in a Michael Jackson front lean type position..

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-25 8:30

I cant run in dreams either, i always end up walking in a Michael Jackson front lean type position..

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Same shit happens to me, it's so frustrating.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-25 9:17

I am always able to beat the shite out of people in my dreams. It is fun.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-25 10:20

My dreams are always about flying, I find myself not being able to run because I simply end up pushing myself into the air and having to wait to come back down again. I can run fast, but in the leaning position.

I don't get into fights, I just shoot people with weird futuristic/ apocalyptic weapons. I always have dreams about me being quite happy and healthy, but poor. I'm never in a mansion I'm always in my own little world in an undevelopped land. I also explore an rarea that vaguely resemblesthe area I live in. There are lots of fields and buildings and things which are sort of meditative and which give me a warm fuzzy feeling as though I have just jumped into the brain of another person and I'm not entirely sure what the memories and associations mean.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-25 13:02

>>16
it has nothing to do with that at all.  Your body is naturally immobilized while you dream, regardless of covers.  The effect of not being able to run or punch (effectively) is because of psychological issues.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-25 20:02

in my dreams the zombies always out number me and when they get close i cant do shit .

Probably cus im a female and find zombies a serious turn on.

They also hold 11 inch dongs

Name: Dr.Tran789 2006-03-25 20:09

I like her

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-26 5:17

>>20
How do you explain sleep walking?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 8:01

bump

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 8:24

2006-04-04 21:08 (sage)
I want a doll too desu.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-04 23:01
Sorry I only like fucking doll joints

4 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-05 11:22
are you sure you're not fucking a rug there sport?

5 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-05 15:11
hahaha.. how does she manage to not show any signs of life?

6 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-05 18:35
>>5

I'm pretty sure by girlfriend he means a corpse he dug up somewhere. You know...pretty normal behavior for a 4chonner.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-13 08:01
bump

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 8:24

2006-04-04 21:08 (sage)
I want a doll too desu.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-04 23:01
Sorry I only like fucking doll joints

4 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-05 11:22
are you sure you're not fucking a rug there sport?

5 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-05 15:11
hahaha.. how does she manage to not show any signs of life?

6 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-05 18:35
>>5

I'm pretty sure by girlfriend he means a corpse he dug up somewhere. You know...pretty normal behavior for a 4chonner.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-13 08:01
bump

Name: Sgt.Kabu볃䳡kiman❟� 2012-05-26 8:58

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-26 16:23

>>27
Nigger.

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