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Manage your Girlfriend

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-20 22:09

I was 19 the first time I kissed a girl.  It took another FIVE YEARS for me to lose my virginity.  To spare you folks some of the problems with having a girlfriend, I want to talk to you today about communication.  Well, communication is the basis for a relationship.  Specifically, I want to talk to you about comprimising.

In short: never do it.  Ever.  You're probably thinking "but comprimising is important in a relationship."  Yes, it is, and okay, in some cases it's okay.  You want Italian, she wants Chinese.  You want to bang her from behind, she wants the missionary position.  When you're chosing amongst options, comprimising is okay.  But that's not really comprimising, that's just being open to suggestion.  To most women, "comprimise" means "pussy-whip."

So here's why you never comprimise with your woman on important issues.

On wakachan, I read about a guy who was giving up the swimsuit board for his woman.  You can go read what I said over there.  Long story short, he should never have comprimised on the issue.  She was okay with his porn, but didn't like the swimsuit pics, and he wanted to make sure he kept getting sex. 

You're probably thinking: "Some swimsuit pictures is probably something easy to give up, especially if she's letting him keep the porn and giving him nookie."

Reality: He just admited to her that swimsuits are disgusting and he should never have had it in the first place.  Now she thinks he was interested in bad stuff, and thinks he's too insecure or dependant to stick to his guns.

Guys, you need to be assertive with your woman.  Women want men who can be themselves.  If they know they're with a guy who's just trying to please them, they'll (a) get tired of the charade, and (b) know eventually you'll give up on it.  Be yourself from the start and she'll know that you're happy with who you are and don't need her approval.  Comprimise on such issues, and she'll know you're desparate for a girlfriend.

Also, women don't see comprimise as "give and take."  If you comprimise on something, to them that means they were right in the first place.  And if they were right in the first place, that means they shouldn't have to do anything for you in return.  All you're obligated to do as a boyfriend is listen to her wishes and opinions.  If she's a girlfriend worth having, she ought to be content with knowing you care enough about her feelings to listen to them and understand them.

So what then?  If your porn/anime/video games/political views are important to you, keep them.  If they create such a rift that you can't just accept each other the way you are, there's no relationship that'll work out.  But, if you want to make your woman happy, you can do something.  Do keep in mind that, there are guys out there who are more desparate than you are.  Read: guys who will give up shit for their woman.  So, what you do is, once it's not an issue any more, THEN you get rid of your porn or what ever.  Then you tell her you've done it to make her happy.  Now you seem thoughtful, caring, AND you gave her what she wanted.  Big bonus points.

I made the mistake of giving my girl what she wanted.  Get rid of the porn?  Okay.  Get rid of the games?  Okay.  Get rid of my friends she didn't like?  Okay.  Did she ever thank me for it or do something for me in return?  Not once.  Why should she?  I always agreed with her, so she must have been right from the start.  By the end, I had nothing more to give her, so she was always just unhappy with me.

Women are wonderful creatures, but YOUR WOMAN IS ALWAYS RIGHT.  The trick is to get them to make sure they know you gave it up for THEM.  As counter-intuitive as it seems, you don't want to comprimise with her, at least not on important issues.  It just makes you weak, and she won't be happy with that.  You can't win an arguement with her.  If you disagree, she won't like it, but if you agree, she'll be frustrated you had to argue about it in the first place.  Once she understands you have your own position on things, she'll start to respect you.  Give her a bit here and there (or more, you do love her after all) and that'll make her happy.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-20 22:27

tl; dr

i have control over my hands thank you

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-20 23:59 (sage)

>I was 19 the first time I kissed a girl.  It took another FIVE YEARS for me to lose my virginity.
already i can tell this information will not be useful

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-21 4:25 (sage)

this must somekind of dream it all seems so unreal

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-21 11:16

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that tells me one thing..

tl;dr

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-21 11:53

>>1
Awesome.

So are you single now?

Name: Bobbins 2006-03-21 12:08

Ah I can see you now, posed on a mountain top, the setting sun as your backdrop; it's last rays silhouetting your manly form as the huge brown bear buggers you senseless.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-21 12:10

>>1
I lol'd at the iichan guy. I thought all humans were born with a spine, what happened to his?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-21 13:08

>>8
He needed something with which to prop up his dick.

>>6
Dating, because I know a lot of hot girls, and have urges.  Nothings become a relationship yet, but dates are fine for now.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-21 15:53

>>1
A friend of mine did the exact same thing. He gave up all his shit for his woman. Friends, hobbies, even other girls that he was just friends with and were never really "threats" to their relationship. I guess it just made his woman feel more secure without any other females knowing his bf.
I told him he was making a fool of himself. He was desperate for a girlfriend.
Less than year later, she broke up with him. Turns out she was seeing this other dude well before the break up.
A year later I finally got tired of telling him: "I told you so!" 

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-21 16:02

>>10
My girl ended up cheating on me, too, at the end.  But by that point, I hardly cared.  In fact, I remember thinking "one more reason to dump her."

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-21 18:02

tl;dr

most ppl on 4chan (and some on world4ch) would give up all pr0n n related for a REAL gf.

or maybe it's just me. bah.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-21 19:01

>>12
Perhaps. Alot of people here seem to be pathetic fags that are only here because they have nothing else to do

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-21 19:05

>>12
Nope. You must be pretty damn horny.

>>13
Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-21 19:38

i gave up porn for a girl once, but then i realized that it had no effect on anything. Except after half a year of no porn and giving up on the girl, i became a mastubrating monster and saw porn as the only worthwhile thing in life.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-22 0:21

I don't know if I can do it. I love porn too much.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-22 7:29

>>12
I will never give up my porn. The only way I would do such a thing is if she game me an instant access card to fuck her in anyway at anytime. and do just about anything with her. Otherwise fuck it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-22 7:30

>>I was 19 the first time I kissed a girl.  It took another FIVE YEARS for me to lose my virginity.
>>I was 19 the first time I kissed a girl.  It took another FIVE YEARS for me to lose my virginity.
>>I was 19 the first time I kissed a girl.  It took another FIVE YEARS for me to lose my virginity.
>>I was 19 the first time I kissed a girl.  It took another FIVE YEARS for me to lose my virginity.
>>I was 19 the first time I kissed a girl.  It took another FIVE YEARS for me to lose my virginity.
>>I was 19 the first time I kissed a girl.  It took another FIVE YEARS for me to lose my virginity.
>>I was 19 the first time I kissed a girl.  It took another FIVE YEARS for me to lose my virginity.
>>I was 19 the first time I kissed a girl.  It took another FIVE YEARS for me to lose my virginity.
>>I was 19 the first time I kissed a girl.  It took another FIVE YEARS for me to lose my virginity.
>>I was 19 the first time I kissed a girl.  It took another FIVE YEARS for me to lose my virginity.
>>I was 19 the first time I kissed a girl.  It took another FIVE YEARS for me to lose my virginity.
>>I was 19 the first time I kissed a girl.  It took another FIVE YEARS for me to lose my virginity.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-22 8:53

>>18

Pathetic, huh?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-22 10:15

Women are inferior to porn.  This can be proven scientifically.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-22 10:23

>>18
Wat makes you any better fucking idiot O_o

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-23 10:47

>>21
Amen, brother!!

Not everybody has a supply of slutty, available, attractive females to inseminate.  At my school, girls were either ugly, bitchy, or (rarely) already taken.

While losing my virginity at age 24 is pretty much the biggest shame of my life, I blame it mostly on the circumstances.  Somehow, though, I managed to go through college without ever getting laid, either.  Should have gone to a party school instead of a smart school.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-27 18:42

huuuuh

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-27 19:05

>>23

Way to bump a five year old thread.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-27 21:31

If my girl has a problem with my porn, she knows where to find the door. It's that simple. If she can't stand something I cannot be without, we were not meant to be together. I choose my girls, not the other way around.

Women does not only respect to the owned like this. They appreciate it. My "strength" makes them feel secure or some shit. (They're all born loons, but I won't fight it if they want to hang with me. ...but no one has ever thought they're better than porn. That's like saying that they're better than every sexy girl ever made or imagined, spreading for you, and that's just not gonna happen.)

If you give up porn for your girl, wtf? Why? What's wrong with you?

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-28 8:20

>>24

Way to sage a five year old thread.

Name: Sgt.Kabu뽺먍kiman鲤⊋ 2012-05-26 8:39

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-26 16:26

>>27
Nigger.

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