Frogs are actually a higher alien intelligence, living conspicuously among us, biding their time, and waiting for the right moment to strike. That moment will be June or July of 2016, and they will reveal themselves to the world.
We will have no choice but to surrender, and they will no longer be called frogs. We will call them "The Overlords".
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Anonymous2006-03-20 22:12
i hate 4chan.
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Anonymous2007-05-07 9:13 ID:QJT4RisQ
THE FUTURE IS NOW
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Anonymous2007-05-07 9:57 ID:JHyR30Vz
old post are old
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Anonymous2007-05-07 10:07 ID:6w1t078M
mudkipz
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Anonymous2007-05-07 13:51 ID:zE6A+Kbf
i liek mudkips.
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Anonymous2007-05-07 18:14 ID:RQ0kccRf
the future is now. all the bible revelations are unfolding. We are the last generation. Go to a church I tell you. This is your last warning.
4chan will become 4chan.earth, 4chan.moon and 4chan.mars. Special software will merge all /b/ forums to compensate for the lightspeed propagation gap, creating a massive scrolling monster page, and few if any people will be able to respond to a thread before it scrolls off the master list.
In the 21st Century, 4chan will bring entire worlds together in a massive shitpoast.
In the 22nd Century, 4chan.sol/b/ will stream shockporn into your cranium directly, regardless if you are a Mercurian miner or a Neptunian light harvester.
In the 23rd Century, 4chan will sponsor the Leetproject, which will spherecast porn and insults to the entire universe.
Early in the 24th Century, someone will give our sun the goatfinger, and the resulting solar explosions will roast all the inner worlds, killing trillions.
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Lots of people listen to me still. I even get mail from dedicated fans. Can you say the same? Doubtful.
RedCream is not just "oh so 2008". I am eternal. When the Leetproject in the 2200s broadcasts insults and pornography out to the universe, a tiny part of that broadcast will be archived RedCream poastings. I will shitpoast the universe, and I will laugh electronically from my energized brainbin.
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