chuck fucking norris.

why is this assfag so damned popular? who started the chuck-suck?  fark? SA? someone else? WHO! GEORGE ZIMMER WILL DESTROY ALL!

Vim Diesel > *.

>>1
It was moot. So, good luck, he is untouchable.

NORRIS IS ONE OF THE FEW ACTORS THAT WAS A TRUE MARTIAL ARTS CHAMPION. LOOK HIM UP, ASSHOLE! AT HIS AGE HE CAN STILL KICK YOUR FAGGOT ASS.

>>4
no. he cant do much against a revolver and a smg.

>>4
oh noes, he has been learned in a martial art. did you know there are as many different schools of martial arts as there are charactars in the textual japanese language?

Masaaki Hatsumi-Soke would pwn that wanna-be fag norris faster than he could say "HOLY SHIT WHERED MY EYE GO?!"

also
>>2
i concur, however, you spellec Vin wrong.

>>5
smg = single male gay

why do you have to call it "chuck fucking norris" you sound like some kindove pennyarcade faggit

>>7
smg = super mario gundam

Norris is dead.

my glock > chuck norris' faggot ass.

Chuck Norris sucks, his best movie was Delta Force, and that was about as good as the most boring Steven Seagal movie I've ever seen.

Forget his round-house kick, his deadliest weapon is his ability to bore one to death with his shitty movies.

Steven Seagal>Van Damme>Chuck Norris

>>11
eat shit

Richard Dean Anderson > Van Diesel > Steven Seagal > Van Damme > Chuck Norris

MacGyver Will rape all your asses with Rocket Launcher made from bamboo stick and a camera

>>12
after chuck norris

nuck chucking forris

From 1964 to 1968, Chuck won many State, National, and International amateur karate titles. In 1968, Chuck fought and won the World Professional MiddleWeight Karate championships by defeating the World's Top Fighters. He held that title until 1974 when he retired undefeated.

In 1968, Chuck was inducted into the Black Belt Hall of Fame as Fighter of the Year. In 1975, he was inducted as Instructor of the Year and in 1977, Chuck received the honor of Man of the Year.

Chuck is also founder and President of United Fighting Arts Federation with over 2,300 black belts all over the world.

In 1997, Chuck achieved another milestone in his life by being the first man ever in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do system. This was a first in 4,500 years of tradition.

Chuck Norris. Father, Teacher, "Colt", "Walker...Texas Ranger". He will be sadly missed.

>>17 what he died ? when ? how ?

>>18
he died from being the faggot that you all made him into

>>19

Chuck never died, he is alive in us all

Vin Diesel is new moses. Therfore he is slightly > Chuck Norris.

Chuck was a great man he will be missed

>>20
Gods are immortal.
Chuck Norris is a god.
Therefore, Chuck Norris is immortal.

THEULTIMATESHOWDOWN on Flash.

theirs a lil bit of chuck in each and every one of us

Arnold>Charles Bronson>Chuck Norris>Stallone>Vin Diesel>The Rock

The truth.

chuck norris is what happened when moot divided by zero

you can't divide moot by zero, whenever you type moot its always return FALSE

when chuck norris roundhouse kicked bruce lee all that was left was jackie chan and jett lee!!

The only person that ever beat chuck was Bruce Lee. Can you even fathom something beyond a god?

Maddox > George Zimmer > Arnold Schwarzenegger > Chuck Norris > Antonio Banderas > Jackie Chan > Silvester Stallone > Vin Diesel

Chuck Norris is just some old fuckhead some fucking idiot turned into a stupid ass fad.

>>32
That's the whole point of the boring and old joke.

>>31

Maddox hasn't been cool in over a year :(

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>>35
Nigger.