Please help desu

How do I find a woman to have sex with? And how do I have sex with her after I locate her?

Rape is the answer desu ^__^

>>2
Ok...? Please elaborate, I need full guides, otherwise I might screw up.

>>3
Well, there are a few diffrent methods. I'll list some of the common ones.

1. Assault a stranger
Pretty much what it sounds like. You go to some secluded dark area and assault some bypasser. Parks and forest areas are good for this.

2. Drugrape
Find someone you'd like to rape in a club or similar gathering place, talk to her a little and slip something in her drink. When it hits her offer to help, and by help you mean help yourself to some forced sex.

3. Rape a friend
This is more common than you'd think. Male friend pissed off by female friend being a tease and fucking with everyone but him decides to take what he wants. This is probably the easiest way too because you already have her trust.

Which method do you think will suit you the best?

I like the lolirape

>>4
1. How do I assaulted?
2. How to I talked to woman?
3. I have no friends?

>>6
1. Open the shaker, put it over your target and pour.
2. Open your mouth, flap your toungue around wildly and chatter your teeth. If that doesn't work, try that while pressing your lips against hers.
3. Correct.

>>7
I assume you mean salt.

Right, I will go try those techniques out. I'll report back later.

>>7 ?????
   4. Profit

penis goes in vagina

>>10
By golly, he's on to something! I'm gonna go try that, brb

>>8
My money's on the tongue flapping. That'll win him big points.

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>>14
Nigger.